You can fap to ken shamrock for 11.99 a minute.

[Philtard]

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2012/10...ck-now-awaiting-your-call-only-11-99-a-minute

Sorry folks sale has ended. Should have got in while you could.

 

[Get these Hands]

Shit. I wasted time taking my pants off.

 

[25 characters]

I'm gonna beat my cawk into a living death.

 

[FacePunch]

 

[loisestrad]

Cool. It ended in 2012, and you're just finding out. Sorry.

 

[Philtard]

Cool. It ended in 2012, and you're just finding out. Sorry.

No man. I have plenty of crispy socks now.

 

[OrigFan255]

Phone sex lines don't cost that much!

Damn!

 

[560ti]

04jamell/fujita/idonotbelieveit took out a reverse mortgage to ask him his life story.

 

[maxi diablo]

I'm going for the "world's most dangerous" wank.

 

[cooks1]

Maybe not Ken Shamrock, but I could see dropping $50 for a 5 minute conversation with some people I am curious about.

 

[Erocthadon]

 

[Philtard]

I'm gonna beat my cawk into a living death.

Best post ITT 10/10 Would read again. Lol.

 

[Fungoose]

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[Philtard]

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Incoming zucc.

You are doing the lords work.

 

[WalkenWouldOwn]

04jamell/fujita/idonotbelieveit took out a reverse mortgage to ask him his life story.

 

[OneManGang]

I will call to complain aobout the price.

 

[JohnMandick]

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