Y MMA? it's fun to watch but Y mma? (definitely a tl/dr thread)

[toasty]

Last time you said it was your last post. Sort of glad it wasn’t.
Not a bad read, if a bit lengthy.

p.s.
Sorry, I don’t have a rapier at hand, can a bigger but blunter sword-wit be used instead?

p.p.s
How are things at the drinking hole?

Did I say that? I was just being a drama bunny. I get emotional over some of these threads.They're like one of my 7,357 kids. I actually had the silly thought that this thread would get responses with thoughts about why other people love mma or consider other sports superior but I got some love, some hate and some softcore porn which is about par for Sherdog.

i think I'm get a couple of pops in me soon and spend some time asking really weird silly questions in the Lightweights soon.

Beer suggestions for the taps at the RHT might be my first thread. Your barstool has a reserved for World Eater plaque on it and you have 1 tap dedicated solely to pouring your pints.

 

[Blanqa Blanqua]

Bro. Less words. We love MMA too.

Post boobs to redeemed yourself. Like this:

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Scrolling down the thread I thought you requested TS post pics of his own boobs

 

[arrmike]

Better than I expected. Numpty for sure. I especially agree with #3.

I would add: it is the most brutal sport…yet sometimes the mild mannered skinny kid submits a Chad without braking a sweat. And sometimes somebody’s skull is caved in.

 

[World eater]

Your barstool has a reserved for World Eater plaque on it and you have 1 tap dedicated solely to pouring your pints.

 

[mahavishnunj]

Bro. Less words. We love MMA too.

Post boobs to redeemed yourself. Like this:

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No feet pics? Downvoted.

 

[toasty]

Better than I expected. Numpty for sure. I especially agree with #3.

I would add: it is the most brutal sport…yet sometimes the mild mannered skinny kid submits a Chad without braking a sweat. And sometimes somebody’s skull is caved in.

and this man is the patron saint of mild mannered skinny non-athletic wantabees like moi