Would it make any difference to Jones fans (bones Flintstone vitamins cycle related)

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  1. The Moloko man Brown Belt

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    ......if what he was taking wasn't actually meant to be the steroid he tested POSITIVE for.....
    But the much more powerful highly androgenic and aggression causing steroid Mibolerone (i.e. cheque drops)
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    https://thinksteroids.com/steroid-profiles/cheque-drops/

    https://www.steroid.com/Cheque-Drops.php

    Basically the rumor that's been floating around in the "supplement" boards the past couple weeks is that
    "Why bones tested for turinabol right before the fight, even though he passed all the other USADA tests"
    is because he was taking cheque drop for the pre fight boost, and for whatever reason that gear was tainted with Tbol....and this makes sense because

    Now with the failed test being for turinabol(even though it's a steroid) it's easier to make the narrative that Jon is just using something similar to what everyone might use to train harder, longer and recover

    https://www.steroidal.com/steroid-profiles/turinabol/


    It's seems much harder though(at least imo) to make that narrative for Jones "just doing what everyone else would do" or that "Steroids didn't turn him into superman"
    When the steroid in question was really something that does this


    And are often tainted because

    AND CONTRARY to what Diaz said.....not everybody would be on this since
    BUT Jones has such a drive to win, that who knows what he would take.....we already know he doesn't care about doing a dangerous recreational drug like cocaine (not that I would judge anybody that uses it)

    I'm digressing though....and i dont want to get my self into anymore trouble.....
    But I'm just curious as what your opinions would be if this drug was the actual culprit(it fits the questions marks as to why he would do it before the fight, better than taking actual turinabol that is)

    ANYWAYS......
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    EDIT: personal stories of use from "supplement" forums:
     
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    Ben, give us cliffs or you'll get dominated!!
     
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    That's interesting, though wild speculation.
     
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    I agree....speculation at this time

    But what I'm banking on is the fact he popped for turinabol right before the fight (Not after or leading up to)
    everyone is right on that point.....it doesn't make any sense at all unless whatever he took to enhance his performance pre fight was laced

    But you are quite right sir.....just speculation at the moment
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    Whatever he took, Jon "Coke" Jones, still can't get it up.
     
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    same thing happened to Frank Mir
     
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    Nothing would convince Jones nut gobblers otherwise. They are the most delusional fan base. Even worse than Brock and Conor fans.
     
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    Both are Jacksonwink fighters too
     
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    So I've seen the theory and it makes sense but I don't think you expressed it quite right in the op. The theory is he thought he was taken Cheque drops but was sold some bunk shit that was actually turinbol. It makes sense because cheque drops do work instantly and clear from your system practically instantly, where as Turinabol does not
     
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    I don't buy the tainted supplement excuse anymore. It's been overused.
     
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    "Come on brah! They were just dick pills! Just something he got from his brother's friend's cousin's former cellmate's uncle's best friend. He said they were legit! It's not Jon's fault they had something in them!"

    -- Jones fans
     
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    Basically what you're saying is someone cheated Jones out of pure undetectable cheat juice thus having him caught cheating. So Jones was cheated first with impure undetectable gear.
     
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    From what I gathered the black Market cheque drops can still be the same chemical composition of the real Mibolerone....just inadvertantly tainted sometimes....

    Iirc somebody brought this up in a dimspace thread but I don't know what his reply was, or if he did even
     
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