Worst Song You've Ever Heard

[Chad The Limey]

If I Were a Boy by Beyonce.

I'll take your "If I Were A Boy", and raise you a "Single Ladies".

It's as if it was genetically engineered in a laboratory to specifically give fat brides-to-be something to twerk to

 

[BisexualMMA]

I'll take your "If I Were A Boy", and raise you a "Single Ladies".

It's as if it was genetically engineered in a laboratory to specifically give fat brides-to-be something to twerk to

The damage doesn't stop there.

 

[Gazwald]

Hard to pick one. I'll go with this:

 

[Gutter Chris]

While I dont expect much support on this I think that soundgardens blackhole son is the god damned worst song on the planet. I hate that song.

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Modern mainstream music.



What the hell is this? The singing is terrible and soulless; the rapping is clunky and shitty. These posers are shown "playing" acoustic, electric, bass guitars in the video, yet I can't hear any of those instruments in the song. What kind of retard ties a handkerchief to a bass guitar neck?

On that note, fuck Nick Jonas and Lil Wayne and their talentless asses as well:

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

Florida Georgia LIne - This is How We Roll

It hurt my brain

Take your pick of anything from their discography. Not my taste, at all, and I actually like a lot of country songs.

Fusing it with Pop, however, is a whole nudda ball game.

And here's a mashup of all the songs that sound similar to that.

 

[Chad The Limey]

Hard to pick one. I'll go with this:

No no no, this is an 80s new wave one hit wonder classic.

 

[Rimbaud82]

On that note, fuck Nick Jonas and Lil Wayne and their talentless asses as well:

 

[Winter-John]

Astonishing

 

[The Big Sloppy]

Why am I singling this song out? Because it was the number one single in America in 2006. America is a shithole.

 

[The Big Sloppy]

Astonishing

Corey should lose the backing band, they are really holding him back.

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

This song by ABC called "When Smokey Sings".
Almost every element of the song is annoying

 

[The Big Sloppy]

Modern mainstream music.



What the hell is this? The singing is terrible and soulless; the rapping is clunky and shitty. These posers are shown "playing" acoustic, electric, bass guitars in the video, yet I can't hear any of those instruments in the song. What kind of retard ties a handkerchief to a bass guitar neck?

On that note, fuck Nick Jonas and Lil Wayne and their talentless asses as well:

up until now, i had never heard this song. i may have to change my vote. It too was the number one song in America.

 

[The Big Sloppy]

This song by ABC called "When Smokey Sings".
Almost every element of the song is annoying

yes, but it gets evened out by "The Look of Love" and "Poison Arrow"

 

[OverCoronavirus Pressure]

yes, but it gets evened out by "The Look of Love" and "Poison Arrow"

Whatever, I just hear that shit song when I'm out at a coffee shop I like.
Misused saxophones, stupid overdone arrangement, "ooh! ooh! ", I hate everything about it except that it ends

 

[The Big Sloppy]

Whatever, I just hear that shit song when I'm out at a coffee shop I like.
Misused saxophones, stupid overdone arrangement, "ooh! ooh! ", I hate everything about it except that it ends

I'm just ribbin' ya. I can't believe they are still playing that song. I don't think i've heard it since it was originally out.

 

[TeTe]

This one just annoys the fuck out of me

 

[Chad R. Thundercock]

yes, but it gets evened out by "The Look of Love" and "Poison Arrow"

Shoot the poison arrow through my heaaaaaaart

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

 

[The Big Sloppy]

This one just annoys the fuck out of me

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