Worlds richest fleeing to Australia

Typical Australian Maori family are all severely overweight, on government assistance and drive a people mover which might fit maybe four of them.

they should have died off years ago.... i mean, how do obese people get hard and smash other obese people?
 
The danger in Australia is way fucking overblown, very few ppl die from animals there.

shhhh we're trying to stop people coming here haven't you heard.

if you think everything is going to kill you all the time and you still come, you're a badass and welcome among us.
 
They know of the nuclear holocaust that's coming. Once you get a mill, the illuminati hits you up and jumps you in. There's an underground (down under dare I say?) agreement in the world of the rich that no nukes will hit the aussies.
 
I know I've had my fill of millionaires buying up property in Vancouver. The less of them, the better.

Where else was I supposed to park my leftover Canadian dollars from this year's trip to whistler??
 
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