Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Edison Carasio, Sep 13, 2017.
Yeah the idiot who made it through law school...
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We need a real lawyer in here. @faustian make sense of all this for us.
im pretty sure there is more than that to that story
I'm only versed on bird law, not criminal law.
Fuck that duck cunt woman and her asshole lawyer dad
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Like why these 2 young birds were parked in a homeless spot at 3:00am.
That's what you decided to take umbrage with?
Whatever, not all lawyers are geniuses...
My sister and her husband are both lawyers with lots of lawyer friends. They are not all the cream of the crop and plenty have the same hangups, problems and addictions that the rest of us plebs deal with.
yeah, well, could be Bible study for all we know, information is scarce
The bum had it coming IMO.
What do you mean? African or European swallow?
High end SUV is now a thing. My parents got a Masarati SUV because my dad want performance, my mom wants comfort, and trunk to put 2 golf bags. I tried it a few times, the thing is huge but it can haul ass, at around 140~150km/h, the twin turbo kicks in, the car just flies to 200km/h easily. Because it's so comfortable, you can inadvertently be speeding without knowing it. It's not my thing this segment of the market is growing very fast.
It's nowhere near a solid response, it's just their only response. He's gonna try to bank on a white male jury who have a boner with shooting people. It's her only way out, and he will hope her looks may help in getting her off too.
But self defense requires you be in imminent fear for your life. When perps run away and you chase them down, that's no longer self defense. Doesn't matter if you have your own code or if you are a psycho and think death is warranted for offending you.
They had an argument. He left, she got out of her car to shoot at him. It's so clearly not self defense that only two moron states with jurors that make up their own rules could fuck this up - Texas and Florida.
Even if it's true she fired a warning shot, its super negligent. But clearly she didn't, bc a warning shot is to stop aggressors. Not use on homeless guys walking back to their sleeping spot.
I actually don't think he's playing to white male jurors. He's playing to concerned fathers and mothers. He's also playing to any woman who's felt scared when an unknown homeless guy approached her. And you might be underestimating how many of those people there are - especially the scared woman demographic.
And I don't think the goal is to win the case. The goal is to get a great plea bargain.
Drug deal gone bad for sure.
Dont blame her. Ever payed $200 for soap? Id shoot his ass too.
Nobody mentioned the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
With a Porsche the pricks are on the inside.
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