Why Jackson's was the best camp ever

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  1. Harlekin

    Harlekin Brown Belt

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    Everybody knows Jackson's as a good camp with good "gameplaning", not sure which game though.
    Their striking coaches and Winklejohn as kickboxing coach are bad, but the rest is pretty good.

    -They regulary test every supplement and if they find something, you got to abuse the shit out of all your needles.
    - A cage to hide from Usada
    - Lately they are thinking about adding a toilet and fridge under the cage (people started complaining about the constant smell of piss there)
     
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    Because they have some good places to hide when USADA guys come
     
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    I thought about joining them but then I realized Jon Jones might make me his fall guy the next time around. He'd probably sneak a few needles in my locker while I am not looking just for good measure.

    Voice quivering: Jon.. what are you doing in my locker man?
     
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    Meanwhile Greg Jackson is eating a hamburger.
     
  6. Vegesus44

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    So some other dude gets a ruined life just for doing the same thing Jon was doing?

    Is this real life?
     

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