why is soccer so weird?

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    pretty sure soccer is the most popular sport in the world due to it's higher ratio of foot/ball to nutsack injuries. you don't get that in any other sport. people just enjoy watching a guy get hit in the nuts.

    i'll just leave this here in case anyone needs proof

     
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    In before europeans claim soccer is a real sport.
     
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    Don't forget South Americans.

    Actually, it's like a religion down there.
     
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    Its like a shithole down there.
     
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    Its not the sport, its people that are weird. I bet you can find weird/gay images in any sport if you look hard enough.
     
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    After the Chinese and Russians invade and occupy America, Soccer will become your countries favorite pastime.
     
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    stick to posting photos of outrageously fuckable over 40's, as even with murican shertards supporting your opinion, its still and always will be, the GOAT sport on the planet.
     
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    Shit sport
     
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    Seems legit.
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    The player in the first picture is either gay or promoting the stereotype.

    What is going on in the second picture? Is the player being fumigated for lice?

    At least the Olympic gymnast doctor didn't diddle the athletes in public.
     
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    I respect the skills to play soccer but as far as competition entertainment it’s beyond boring to me... goes in the same category as baseball , hockey.

    Fun to play, horrible to watch.

    I actually used to watch soccer, baseball , golf to help me fall asleep..
     
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    If this theory is more than just a theory, I am very disappointed.

    The USA is #1 at everything, especially stupid.

    Fuck you world.

    WE ARE MORE STUPIDUR THAN YOU


     
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    You know in american football , players smack each other on ass and the quarterback sticks his hands under the center's ass
     
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    Soccer hooligans are no joke though
     
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    I hear its big in Africa too. It has a decent following in the Orient as well.
     
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    Soccer was cool when I was 8. Then I wasn't a bitch and played real sports like Football
     
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    ...then you got real fat and spent the rest of your life neckbearding on Sherdog. You should have kept the soccer practice up, son. Bitches like powerful calves on a man.
     
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