Why is beef jerky so f@?king expensive?

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  1. mb23100

    mb23100 Silver Belt

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    I never order steak at reataurants mainly because i can cook it myself. The exception being Japanese places because they use sauce and shit
     
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    bandicoot Red Belt

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    Have you seen how much shitty ground beef goes for? It's because beef is fucking expensive, and because corporations.
     
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    FrankensteinMMA Sookies boyfriend

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    Beef jerky is actually old confederates dug up from the graveyard.
     
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  4. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    In the title of your title you forgot

    Why is . . . : broke ass SherJerky Bros GTFIH!
     
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    As long as it's properly cured so I don't get stomach AIDS and it tastes good.....
     
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    My mom used to make her own jerky, best jerky I've ever had in my life and it's not close. Cataneo Bros offered to buy her recipe for 150k at one point. She didn't take the offer, and now only makes jerky for christmas. She has a great career in psychology though, says she doesn't have any regrets.
     

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