Why in the hell can't celebrities name their kids a normal friggin' name?

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  1. HulkonViagra Soldier of Sinister

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    I'm not a huge celebrity follower and I don't have a subscription to Gossip magazine or whatever the hell they call it...
    But why in the hell can't celebrities name their kids normal human names?

    Examples: Blue Ivy Carter, Dream Kardashian, Northwest Kardashian and Rainbow Aurora just to name a few.

    What the hell is wrong with these people? Don't they know that they're naming human beings and not some weird painting or pet?
     
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    Why do you think actors assume catchier stage names? To make themselves more marketable. Is normal for Hollywood. Why bother with a fake stage name when you can have a distinctive legal name with that Hollywood flair.
     
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    Celebrities generally have gigantic egos so naming their kid some " special " name feeds it even more . They want everything in their orbit to be touched by their " greatness".
     
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    Yes but that is horrible...but I guess Hollywood is going to Hollywood
     
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    It's funny because their spawn almost never come close to being as accomplished or successful, so they just end up being a bunch of rich spoiled kids with silly names.
     
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    Forget celebrities, I hope normal citizens stop doing this shit. I know a girl who called her dauggter tiger-lilly
     
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    ...And Willow and Jaden Smith...like that's supposed to be clever
     
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    That's funny because I know someone who named their dog that lmao....and someone I used to go to school with was named Ecstasy...Ironically she was fat and ugly
     
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    I thought it was like a variation of Will & Jada?

    I'm not particularly mad.
     
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    People should name their kids wild, crazy names
    Makes it interesting
    Fuckin boring ass people all wanna name their kids Tom or Mary
    Fuck is the fun in that?
     
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    Ecstasy? Good lord that girl has been set up to go places. I don't even know her and I hate her.
     
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    But look at them...they're fucking weird....I blame their names

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    I legit never realized that til right now

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    Okay so now I'm going to take your advice and name my next two sons Leopold Whiskey Crotchmonkey and Gigantor Microsoft Dickfiddler
     
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    Because reasons!
     
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    There goes my 2 hidden alt-accounts. Eh...I'll just start posting more as @Drake .
     
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    They fancy themselves as creative artists, and giving their kids a creative name is like another creative endeavor, a creative personal stamp. And they're probably hoping that this creative name will inspire the kid in some way. Give the kid an original name, and that might inspire the kid to grow up to be an original thinker and doer, his or her own person. They also fancy themselves as special, so why give their children a plebian name, a name of the common people. It also has to do with wanting their child to have a unique "brand".

    As well, celebs are often attention seekers, thinking that when people pay attention to you it is a good thing, so maybe they think that if the kid has an unusual name that will garner attention, hence, interest.

    Personally, I don't see what's so superior about giving kids a Biblical name or a name that came from some drunken English King or prissy English Queen long ago.
     
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    And with that little stroke of inspiration they just became so much more interesting to everyone around them
    You should let me make all your life decisions imo
     
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    ...and people will say "What a retarded name."
    Blue Ivy doesn't even roll off the tongue well for a name
     
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