Why don't people like the North?

[Phr3121]

Ok, looks like one too many threads on Southern dislike. Is it hate the South week? I'll start the 'Why don't people like the North' thread.

. Too cold in the winter. Way too much snow.
. Folks in the big cities (i.e. New York) have never seen a live cow.
. They won the Civil War and did not help the South to re-built.
. Their cooking is lousy.
. Lost most of the battles of the Civil War but managed to win the war in the last year of the war.
. Northern women don't shave. Harsh winter...
. Civil War, again - the South had the better officers, but the North had the nicer uniforms.
. The North killed a whole generation of Southern men during the War. It was women's country down here.
. The North had, and still has, a lot of industry.
. Me, @Cint, and @Captain Davis live in the South.
. The North does not have to deal with illegal immigrants crossing the border.
. Sherdog moderators are from the North. Well, not all.
. Northerners think they are smarter. Key emphasis on the 'think' part.
. Women in the North are hard to date. Picky little creatures.
. Northern folks are not very friendly.
. Detroit is finally making good cars.

 

[Fugazy]

How many 2 liters of Mountain Dew do you go through during the Indy 500?

Cases of slim jims?

 

[DaleBoca]

Southern hate the north because they got their asses handed to them.

 

[Phr3121]

Uncle Lee still loves you and forgives you...

 

[bandicoot]

Wasteland this baiting bullshit.

 

[Phr3121]

Southern hate the North because they got their asses handed to them.

Please refer to 5th statement. Four years to whip Confederate ass? They could have done it in 2 years but fucked up. ...and the North was loosing for a good portion of those 4 years with a big advantage on their side.

 

[Phr3121]

Wasteland this baiting bullshit.

 

[Gutter Chris]

Ok, looks like one too many threads on Southern dislike. Is it hate the South week? I'll start the 'Why don't people like the North' thread.

. Too cold in the winter. Way too much snow.
. Folks in the big cities (i.e. New York) have never seen a live cow.
. They won the Civil War and did not help the South to re-built.
. Their cooking is lousy.
. Lost most of the battles of the Civil War but managed to win the war in the last year of the war.
. Northern women don't shave. Harsh winter...
. Civil War, again - the South had the better officers, but the North had the nicer uniforms.
. The North killed a whole generation of Southern men during the War. It was women's country down here.
. The North had, and still has, a lot of industry.
. Me, @Cint, and @Captain Davis live in the South.
. The North does not have to deal with illegal immigrants crossing the border.
. Sherdog moderators are from the North. Well, not all.
. Northerners think they are smarter. Key emphasis on the 'think' part.
. Women in the North are hard to date. Picky little creatures.
. Northern folks are not very friendly.
. Detroit is finally making good cars.

No one hates the north its the place to be. The cold builds character and also lots and lots of babies

We got the thickness all over the place , weed , hunting, fresh water , wont get raped by rising oceans hurricanes fires or tornados all the best bands come from here
The only thing to hate about the north is the cold and we hate it to but we are too stubborn of a people to be swayed by it other than to bitch every chance we get

 

[Osculater]

Uncle Lee still loves you and forgives you...

China-men forgive him

 

[Gutter Chris]

China-men forgive him

I dated a girl from the trailer park once . Every time she saw an asian she would start going chinaman chinaman baby its a chinaman . Shit was wack

 

[oldshadow]

Nothing wrong with the north, at least away from the big cities. I've got family up there.

However.

 

[BEER]

I've never been further north than Baltimore, so I wouldn't now.

 

[ToxicShocker]

Because you can't park your RV on our streets.
Because there just no good Klan meetings round here.
Because our economy requires over an 8th grade education

 

[The Hash Slinging Slasher]

I could never live in a state where i couldn’t carry a weapon without a legal nightmare.

 

[Phr3121]

...well, @Cint said he is going to post. I hope he does. Always enjoy his Confederate humor. Hurry Cint before the mods decide to dump the thread. Yes, the South loves Sherdog moderators.

 

[Osculater]

I dated a girl from the trailer park once . Every time she saw an asian she would start going chinaman chinaman baby its a chinaman . Shit was wack

WTF LOL

 

[IndyCovaHart]

cuz we won cuz

 

[Sir Galahad]

Ok, looks like one too many threads on Southern dislike. Is it hate the South week? I'll start the 'Why don't people like the North' thread.

. Too cold in the winter. Way too much snow.
. Folks in the big cities (i.e. New York) have never seen a live cow.
. They won the Civil War and did not help the South to re-built.
. Their cooking is lousy.
. Lost most of the battles of the Civil War but managed to win the war in the last year of the war.
. Northern women don't shave. Harsh winter...
. Civil War, again - the South had the better officers, but the North had the nicer uniforms.
. The North killed a whole generation of Southern men during the War. It was women's country down here.
. The North had, and still has, a lot of industry.
. Me, @Cint, and @Captain Davis live in the South.
. The North does not have to deal with illegal immigrants crossing the border.
. Sherdog moderators are from the North. Well, not all.
. Northerners think they are smarter. Key emphasis on the 'think' part.
. Women in the North are hard to date. Picky little creatures.
. Northern folks are not very friendly.
. Detroit is finally making good cars.

For starters the North have shitty football teams. Cleveland Browns and NY Giants.

 

[Gutter Chris]

WTF LOL

Craziest bitch I ever seen but you know she was hot

Jumped on the hood of my car
Fought her in a ditch
fought her in the kitchen
did her in the kitchen and did it in the hall
I got some on my hands
Left hand prints on the wall

Fuckin nuts

 

[Gutter Chris]

I could never live in a state where i couldn’t carry a weapon without a legal nightmare.

Might want to check your gun laws most northern states are very gun friendly . Mass Ill and new york being the odd ones out