Why don't fighters try tickling in MMA?

[Couch Ninja]

While in the muay thai clinch, gently rub the back of his ear and whisper in it, "touch my vagina."
Used as a setup move to temporarily stun an opponent

 

[Whippy McGee]

I am going to guess that TS is all for "Oil Checks" too.

 

[blewgums]

Because Anal Fisting has been shown to be much more effective.

That's right, punchin' 'em right in the old fart box is the way to go.

 

[blewgums]

Also, this thread needs pictures of female fighters in the North/South position.

C'mon, i'm no the only one who was thinking it.

Because lesbian jokes.

 

[FinalConflict2005]

Screaming in someone’s ear might be effective.

 

[Leone510]

Thread has been posted before and their has been no advancement in the technique the idea remains as was and anybody with common sense knows what the general opinion is on the idea, yep silly

 

[Superman Elbow]

I've thought of this before and I'll be the one to say I believe in it...the bottom of my feet are so ticklish I can't stand them even being massaged...if someone scratched the bottom of them during a leg lock I would flip out and most likely let go. I don't think my adrenaline could override that feeling especially when it's not a striking exchange.

 

[Sad Dad]

Your balls must have never dropped. Grown adults aren't ticklish 99% of the time and the 1 percent probably wouldn't be ticklish in a fist fight while their adrenaline is going.

Thats not even mentioning how stupid that question is. When have you ever seen a person locked in a sub not trying to fight the hands or escape (dumbass chiesa excluded). If you aren't defending the sub properly, you are either going to go to sleep or get your shit snapped by the time your dumb ass even remembers to try tickling. Have you ever had a world class grappler lock a submission in on you? If you don't immediately start defending properly the only thing you will be doing with your hands is tap tap tap bro.

99% Adults aren't tickelish lol wtf are you talking about moron. You sound like a real bore.

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

well then why didn't you try it?

http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/im-a-205lb-male-that-got-subbed-by-a-115lb-female-at-my-local-mma-gym-today.3625747/

 

[mmacasualviewer]

At Pride; Rampage said something like "Tickles my chain baby" to Wandy, while he was wearing the 8 pound chain and holding the mic on some sort of promo.

 

[WouldNotBang]

 

[Ultra O’Dia]

I am going to guess that TS is all for "Oil Checks" too.

Absolutely should be outlawed. Kicks to a downed opponent are no good, but fingers up the asshole are ok.... we have problems.

 

[Ultra O’Dia]

Like to get out of submissions and stuff. Or to trigger a scramble on the ground. There's nothing in the unified MMA rules against this.

Also you should be allowed to get your tongue under the cup

 

[FrankieNYC]

Like to get out of submissions and stuff. Or to trigger a scramble on the ground. There's nothing in the unified MMA rules against this.

Thread of the day

 

[subhuman trash]

Because tapping to tickles would make this sport look like a joke.

 

[esum80]

 

[2GunTommy]

Friggin genius.
Can't finish the leg lock ?
No worries, just tickle the foot.
They'll be tapping in seconds. Might even be able to get them to say "uncle".
What's next ?
Pink bellies ?
Indian burns ?

 

[campbecc]

Absolutely should be outlawed. Kicks to a downed opponent are no good, but fingers up the asshole are ok.... we have problems.

you can't place a finger into any orifice

 

[peytonlucy]

Asking your opponent to oil check you might be more effective.

 

[Phronimos]

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Hot damn! Unfortunate handle.
I laughed, not going to lie.
Get down to the court house and fill out the name change forms, stat!
Unless... not that there's anything wrong with it....