Why don't fighters try tickling in MMA?

You sound like my wife

Man, youd be very vunerable to getting punched/hammerfist
 
tickling can cause rage.

not very good imo.
 
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Iirc isnt it against the rules already?
 
You gay bro?
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Your balls must have never dropped. Grown adults aren't ticklish 99% of the time and the 1 percent probably wouldn't be ticklish in a fist fight while their adrenaline is going.

Thats not even mentioning how stupid that question is. When have you ever seen a person locked in a sub not trying to fight the hands or escape (dumbass chiesa excluded). If you aren't defending the sub properly, you are either going to go to sleep or get your shit snapped by the time your dumb ass even remembers to try tickling. Have you ever had a world class grappler lock a submission in on you? If you don't immediately start defending properly the only thing you will be doing with your hands is tap tap tap bro.
 
No one wants to go out like that...

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Its against the rules - no gouging.

And as we all know, tickling is just sexy gouging.
 
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