Why doesn't Dern have same last name as father?

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  1. joey gerbils

    joey gerbils Green Belt

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    Her father is megaton Dias. She isn't married. Why is her last name different than that of her father??
     
  2. IndyCovaHart

    IndyCovaHart Gold Belt

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    She’s a Decepticon.
     
  3. Ham Socks

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  4. pizzle

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    Megalodon Diaz is actually the uncle of Nick and Nate Diaz
     
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  5. maxi diablo

    maxi diablo Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Appeal to teh white peoplez
     
  6. Omega Man

    Omega Man Black Belt

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    Because he's not Brazilian.
     
  7. She couldn't read or write American until she learned it last week for her post fight speech.
     
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    Hmmm I wonder what her mother's last name is...
     
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  9. Headkicktoleg

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    damn
     
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  10. sissypunch

    sissypunch Quality shitposting specialist.

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    Probably something super brazilian and exotic sounding
     
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  11. CerebralKnievel

    CerebralKnievel Silver Belt

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    Irrelevant. By her next fight her name will be MacKenzie Silva.
     
  12. Pitier of Fools

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    She's planning on changing her last name to either Gracie or Silva.

    Edit: You beat me to it.
     
  13. sbhatt

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    If you inherited a nose that awful, you'd disown your father too.
     
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