Why does Volkan Ozdemir have no time?

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  1. Lifeform Orange Belt

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    Perhaps he should buy himself a watch!

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    Or learn time management techniques?

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    If he is bad at time management it could effect how much he is able to train!

    Perhaps we should kickstarter to buy him a watch or a session of time management techniques.
     
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    Turrjble
     
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    DaFuq are you talking about.
     
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    is this a joke??

    To get to the other side????
     
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    Well, he has no time because...well.....because he....uhhhh....maybe he doesn't have time because...I dunno.
     
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    Cause he has no time to fuck around on the octagon

    1 minute 10 seconds his last two fights combined
    <{anton}>
     
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    Maybe he was on sherdog one day, read one of your threads and realized he had no time for this crap
     
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    Tbf it is a shit moniker. When he tried to say it after the manuwa I was like WTF ?
    He should have gone with Bald Beast much more catchy.
    I call him Voltron anyway.
     
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    No Time is an alright moniker.
     
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    I always assumed his food was perpetually under-seasoned

    Then I realized he wasn't talking about thyme
     
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    I liked 'Cousin' better.
     
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    White Sokoudjou is the only nickname that the Internet will accept.
     
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    Should probably holster that joke for a while
     
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    Because nobody's got time for that
     
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    It should be The Dark Sorcerer.
     
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    if he keeps KOing fools it works great. if he goes to decision now its dumb, if HE gets KOed in rd1 the shit talking potential would be cataclysmic.
     
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    That's a good comparison, and most likely turn out to be true.
     
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