Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Black Beast Cucking, Apr 3, 2017.
"Black Beast Cucking" lol
Same reason that they don't advertise that they have 3 kids with 3 different dads, have a bullet wound scar and narcolepsy.
They are always in a rush to meet too, as though if you just met them and got to know them, you will fall in love instead of being disgusted by their gross misrepresentation.
Maybe the profiles should have the relevant questions
1- Are you attractive
2- Did Daddy leave when you were <18
3- Do people think you're crazy
4- Do you think you're just 'unique'
5- Are you employed and non-dependent on funding from a baby-daddy
Online dating gets a bad rep because of all the deception and BS passed around, but IMO it's a legitimate method to screen out all the undesirables and narrow it down to a few lucky finalists that will compete for the grand prize... you. lol
fuck the weight, most women misrep their looks. girls know how to make themselves look good online. u check em out online they look good and all but when you see them in real life, it's like you're talking to their mom or some shit.
@Cint stands on a soap box but he makes up for that with his 12'' dick. So he says.
Same reason I do- to trick men into having sex with me.
This is also true, to an extent.
I know a girl who, if you went by her social media pages, most would find insanely attractive.
In the real world, she's super average.
But I do find that it's most egregious with weight. I know a solid 300 pound woman who has mastered the art of trick photography. She takes pictures and you think she's a moderately attractive chubby chick. You meet her, and she's a fucking balloon. It's the wildest shit in the world. And she would constantly post attention-bait photos, framed as some kind of "why does the fashion industry hate thick girls" social issue. Like, pictures of her cartoonishly large tits (that's always how you know, if their tits are twice the size that you would expect to be "naturally large" on a thick chick, she's actually a behemoth) in clothes 3 sizes too small for her. I fapped a few times, but always regretted it when seeing her in real life again.
It's not the length that matters, it's the girth. Be a confident Manley brotha. @Pugilistic
I bet that she would suck the balls.
I'm thick not long.
Yeah, I'd rather fuck a chick that's a gym rat with an average face than a fatty with a cute face.
Same reason guys lie about their height and job. There were surveys about it, about 50% of both men and women lie on their dating profile - they just lie about different things.
Because they have strong faith in their personalities.
Or they're good negotiators, they know it's harder to say "no" in person.
Or they're serial killers.
She looks like she could suck a mean dick, I'll give her that.
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