Why do people in North American drink light beer?

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  1. Magooglie

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    Is that what southerners think is going on? I feel bad for you.
     
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    I like both.
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    Ahh, coulda swore they drank a ton of that stuff in red states.
     
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  6. Magooglie

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    You're banned from Shake Shack, aka the Liberal burger. You go to Conservative Chick Fil A from now on.
     
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    We know that Pacific Northwesterners drink pussificated coffee. :rolleyes:
     
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    It’s always fat dudes in America hammering back the cheap, domestic piss water.

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  9. Magooglie

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    Says the guy from the place that has to substitute boiled roots for coffee. Your love of Shake Shack is enough for me to know that you're a secret liberal. You'll love the beer that liberals make too. Don't fight it.
     
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  12. Shuque

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    Because you can mass consume light beer.

    Although it's tasteless, it's much easier to drink 12 to 18 Coors light in a day than to drink 12 full bodied beers. Those 12 full bodied beers will make you feel like you are going to blow up.
     
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    I'm glad you're now a public liberal. You're welcome back at Shake shack and may enjoy the best beer.
     
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    Fat people drink diet soda drunks drink lite beer
     
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    In my city the breweries probably make 30+ different beers...
     
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    i have delicate sensibilities and as such, i require a lighter beer. land shark in my favorite next to King Cobra, it packs a bite.
     
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    That American lite beer tastes like shit, the regular stuff is better but still not as good as our stuff. Drink VB or GTFO. (I"m having one right now actually)
     
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    The thing is this wasn't some hip craft beer place, it was simply a place that sold beer. And had been open decades (judging by the fit out).
     
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    Vagina Beer
     

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