Why do people in North American drink light beer?

[Magooglie]

Democrats up in Oregon and Washington drink strawberry essenced beer.

Is that what southerners think is going on? I feel bad for you.

 

[Hearse Lightning]

I like both.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Doesn’t seem like that could be true. In what areas are most of the bud, miller, and coors lite consumed?

In Hollywood where liberals are calorie conscious.

 

[Yellowking]

In Hollywood where liberals are calorie conscious.

Ahh, coulda swore they drank a ton of that stuff in red states.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Liberal hipsters make the most heavyweight beer. It's conservatives that love the bud light.

 

[Magooglie]

You're banned from Shake Shack, aka the Liberal burger. You go to Conservative Chick Fil A from now on.

 

[Sir Galahad]

Is that what southerners think is going on? I feel bad for you.

We know that Pacific Northwesterners drink pussificated coffee.

 

[DoctorTaco]

It’s always fat dudes in America hammering back the cheap, domestic piss water.

@ens189

 

[Magooglie]

We know that Pacific Northwesterners drink pussificated coffee.

Says the guy from the place that has to substitute boiled roots for coffee. Your love of Shake Shack is enough for me to know that you're a secret liberal. You'll love the beer that liberals make too. Don't fight it.

 

[ens189]

It’s always fat dudes in America hammering back the cheap, domestic piss water.

@ens189

*lite

 

[Sir Galahad]

You're banned from Shake Shack, aka the Liberal burger. You go to Conservative Chick Fil A from now on.

Says the guy from the place that has to substitute boiled roots for coffee. Your love of Shake Shack is enough for me to know that you're a secret liberal. You'll love the beer that liberals make too. Don't fight it.

Got it chief. @Magooglie

 

[Shuque]

Because you can mass consume light beer.

Although it's tasteless, it's much easier to drink 12 to 18 Coors light in a day than to drink 12 full bodied beers. Those 12 full bodied beers will make you feel like you are going to blow up.

 

[Magooglie]

Got it chief. @Magooglie

I'm glad you're now a public liberal. You're welcome back at Shake shack and may enjoy the best beer.

 

[My name is]

Fat people drink diet soda drunks drink lite beer

 

[boomertx]

I presume by limited selection you mean styles (the place is flooded with small breweries), but even then i would disagree

Beer shop near my wifes parents sells over 30 beers all made within 100km of Riga.

In my city the breweries probably make 30+ different beers...

 

[cabear]

i have delicate sensibilities and as such, i require a lighter beer. land shark in my favorite next to King Cobra, it packs a bite.

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

That American lite beer tastes like shit, the regular stuff is better but still not as good as our stuff. Drink VB or GTFO. (I"m having one right now actually)

 

[HIMBOB]

In my city the breweries probably make 30+ different beers...

The thing is this wasn't some hip craft beer place, it was simply a place that sold beer. And had been open decades (judging by the fit out).

 

[EJAXXX]

He said "driving" haaaaaaa

 

[Mani]

That American lite beer tastes like shit, the regular stuff is better but still not as good as our stuff. Drink VB or GTFO. (I"m having one right now actually)

Vagina Beer