Why can't they invent a brand new candy bar?

[MarloStanfield]

yeah but I'm tired of walking down the candy bar aisle and seeing the same old stuff

time for somebody to put something new out there

Nah bra candy ain’t the place for new stuff

 

[mb23100]

Haven’t had simple sugar since December.

Seems like that would be tough to avoid. How do you do it?

 

[Deleted member 220895]

Go to an ethnic grocery store and it'll blow your mind out.

 

[Naught2Sixty]

This is some serious First World Problems shit right here

Amen.

 

[HARRISON_3]

Haven’t had simple sugar since December. Lost 20 lbs and I wasn’t fat to begin with. That shit is the devil. BUT I will tell you that kids don’t really eat candy bars like we did. They like the ultra sweet stuff like skittles, sour patch kids, nerds, and even worse shit like mini baby bottles filled with sugar liquid.

What kind of foods did you cut out exactly?

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

Think about the Payday. Somebody somewhere said "hey, we're gonna remove the chocolate and put the nuts on the OUTSIDE of the candy bar!" And Payday's are delicious. That's the kind of revolutionary thinking we need now. I'll bet there is money to be made by being innovative in the candy bar industry. But nobody's doing it.

 

[GSP_37]

Go to an ethnic grocery store and it'll blow your mind out.

The selection or the questions about if their stuff originated from a country with decent food safety standards?

 

[GSP_37]

Think about the Payday. Somebody somewhere said "hey, we're gonna remove the chocolate and put the nuts on the OUTSIDE of the candy bar!" And Payday's are delicious. That's the kind of revolutionary thinking we need now. I'll bet there is money to be made by being innovative in the candy bar industry. But nobody's doing it.

It's a shame for the chocolate to be wasted by being stuck to the inside of the wrapper.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

It's a shame for the chocolate to be wasted by being stuck to the inside of the wrapper.

it really is. it really is.

 

[Slobodan]

Think about the Payday. Somebody somewhere said "hey, we're gonna remove the chocolate and put the nuts on the OUTSIDE of the candy bar!" And Payday's are delicious. That's the kind of revolutionary thinking we need now. I'll bet there is money to be made by being innovative in the candy bar industry. But nobody's doing it.

I think @Clippy is the man for the job

 

[Graves The Elder]

old school awesome flavor, yo
which is better?
eat a bunch of both of dem and tell me.

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

I think @Clippy is the man for the job

we would end up with chocolate covered chicken wings

 

[MikeMcMann]

You're only limited by your imagination, man! That's what I'm saying. They could stick some cherries in there, some sea salt, make a candy bar out of that Cadbury Egg filling....there are all kinds of things I'm sure they haven't tried yet

Kale and Peanut butter with dark chocolate?

Spinach and Seaweed with Milk chocolate?

 

[Slobodan]

we would end up with chocolate covered chicken wings

Hmm maybe @ga_ninja has some ideas?

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

they have a lot of times. just like they do with soft drinks and gatorade type drinks. but people are so loyal to their brands they always fail

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

they have a lot of times. just like they do with soft drinks and gatorade type drinks. but people are so loyal to their brands they always fail

I can't remember the last time I saw a completely new candy bar. I would buy one if I saw one.

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

I can't remember the last time I saw a completely new candy bar. I would buy one if I saw one.

oreo just made a candybar in the past couple of months. there is that brand new hersheys gold too

 

[ProBoxingInsidr]

also, not a candy bar, but they sell these around here. pretty new

 

[Kardashians]

the last new candy bar i seen introduced was the kinder bueno bar, i was maybe like 10 or 12 at the time?
was good tho. light n tasty

 

[Deleted member 220895]

The selection or the questions about if their stuff originated from a country with decent food safety standards?

No, you'll get murdered there.