Who has the GOAT excuse when busted by USADA?

[Chivas GDL]

Anderson because I believe him

 

[spannered]

"I wanted to look more like a fighter"

- our favorite pants-shitting former HW champ, Tim "brown jocks" Sylvia

 

[savemgs]

" I only took what my doctors legally prescribed me and I told you before my fight on my form" -Chael P. Sonnen

If you want to be technical he passed all his tests from usad.

 

[savemgs]

"I wanted to look more like a fighter"

- our favorite pants-shitting former HW champ, Tim "brown jocks" Sylvia

At least he was telling the truth ..

 

[613]

Not really an excuse, but it was hilarious when Wandy said he tested himself and was clean

 

[HI SCOTT NEWMAN]

Sean Sherk "I never took steroids, I don't even use supplements"

 

[cheesus]

Probably Bigfoot

 

[Team Sleep]

Probably Bigfoot

Bigfoot is actually a legitimately life threatening condition.

 

[Magnum1978]

kangaroo meat (Mir)
Thai dick pills (Anderson)
trusted a olympian friend (Lombard)

 

[HaulParris]

Not MMA, but still combat sports related:

https://www.google.com/amp/www.dail...Hughie-Fury-blame-failed-drug-test-offal.html

TL;DR version: 2 boxers claim their failed drug test results are because they eat a whole boar (intestines and all) per week, and that boar was supposedly contaminated.

 

[campbecc]

Chael- "I'll die without it"

that's the winner

 

[Perrichet]

Anderson dick pills

 

[MessiJAH]

Didn't some guy say his hair loss products caused a positive. God, never though of the answer to this questions but the excuse division is the most stacked in mma history.

 

[Squish II]

Not usada, but Sean Sherk I believe once claimed that a roided sample fell off a counter into his sample which was beneath it

Lol roided sample

Not really an excuse, but it was hilarious when Wandy said he tested himself and was clean

Ah shit i remember that. I swear Lombards team also said that they tested him before every fight and he was clean. A friend of a friend gave me a pill is up there as the dumbest excuse.

Lombard's is one of the funniest considering his nickname Showeather:
"From this moment on, I will be known as Hector "Showeather" Lombard. Through any ups and downs, through any injuries, wins or losses, I will always show up and do my best. I will always continue through fight THRU ANY WEATHER."

What happened to fighting thru any weather?