Which UFC Fighter would have the best chance against this Kangaroo?

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  1. MescalineDreams

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    Swift kick to the balls
     
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    Jones as long as he doesnt box with it
     
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    If he poked its eyes out first, he might take it.
     
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    minowa might be able to drop kick his ass before the kangaroo kicks his shit in

    fuck it, do a another super hulk tourney with the kangaroo
     
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    He'd be a good choice if he could take a hit

    one hit from a Kangaroo and he'd start crying or run
     
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    There's levels

    That one looks like a skinny beta kangaroo

    The one in the op Is like a turinabol kangaroo
     
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    BJ would probably fight him on 2hrs notice.
    But Hunto has the best chance. No grappling, so we would see a walk off KO
     
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    Mike K.O Shogun Rua is my hero

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    Also, the kangaroo should start doin chest, and calm down with the bicep curls.
     
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    haha

    homie would rip its kee-kees clean off
     
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    jesus christ lmfao
     
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    Holy fuck I feel high just reading that lol
    Hendo
     
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    Kangaroos have no pecs

    no chest needed
     
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