What's the ideal nickname for Artem Lobov?

[RoyalG]

I opened the wikipedia page of Artem Lobov and I saw he has lot of nicknames.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artem_Lobov

The Russian Hammer
The Human Punching Bag
Goatbov
Legend
The career ender
St. Artem
Lord Artem
The GOAT
The Baddest Man on The Universe
Conor McGregor Snr.
Demolition Man
Mad Titan
The T-rex
The Apex Artem
Mr. Perfect
The man with the Perfect record

let's increase the size of this list... say a good nickname below

 

[Arm Barbarian]

Atrem McBall-Barnacle Lobov

 

[Summoning]

T-Rex

 

[WHALEWOLF]

Rex

 

[Cam Zink]

I know you did all those, ts.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

Artem "Still Conor's Boy" Lobov

 

[DevNull69]

McDouche's Chris Avila

 

[accolyte1022]

Rider of Coattails

 

[L.T.]

The human punching bag lmao.

 

[Leinster Rugby]

Mini me (Conor gets to be dr evil)

 

[blitzk]

Entourage.

 

[amano]

t-rex

 

[GreatSaintGuillotine]

Artem "I'm just as surprised as you are that I haven't been cut yet" Lobov

 

[Cowboy Cerroliveira]

The Russian Nail. Gets smashed by Conor but if you're not careful, sticks your foot good.

 

[myjohnson9]

Stretch Armstrong

 

[RoyalG]

I know you did all those, ts.

I really didn't
but I included "Conor's left ball" recently

and someone deleted it

 

[esum80]

 

[Kung Fu bb]

Artem "the russian Matt Roloff" Lobov.

 

[quantiqus]

"13-13 and still in UFC, WTF, DANA?!?!?!?"

Seriously, does someone know another fighter that was welcomed in UFC and had a tied record of losses vs wins?

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

McDouche's Chris Avila

"I turned myself into Conor Mcgregor Morty, that means you're my Artem Lobov!"

 

[AC1D1K]

dumbass mcgee