Whats the grossest thing thats happened to or that you've seen?

not sure i can match the guys who've been in combat,but some of the things I've seen are pretty bad. was at work one day and a woman set her self alight and ran through the ward burning and screaming,i put her out with a fire blanket then had to take her to the burns hospital and was there for something like 10 hours. thats where i saw a 10 year old boy with scolds to his genitals and upper thighs. i seriously don't know how people work on burns units.
 
I was seeing this chick once. We decided to meet up in Hoboken one day in the summer. We hung out for a while, nice time. We decided to take it back to headquarters (my place). We get to my place and i'm getting this onion mixed with armpit odor. Thought it was me so I went to the bathroom and checked my pits out. All good, thanks Degree. After a while I realize that the stench is coming from her and coming under her summer dress.

I say "why don't you take a shower since you're spending the night". She showers. The stench is STILL there. A little while later I notice her underwear in a plastic bag, stinking. She must have known. Needless to say nothing really happened that night.

I thought it was an off day for her, so a week later we hangout again. Same fucking smell. I had to abort mission after that and stopped talking to her.
 
OMGstreetfight said:
I had a piss test to take. I didn't have to pee so I was held in a room until I drank enough water and had to go. Well a #2 was a-brewing and it became dire that I had to go now! The #2 became the priority, but if I went to the stall and took a shit, I'd ruin all the time I took drinking water because it's impossible to hold your pee back while pooping... before I came a long. I'm proud to say I used my hyper-ninja focus to hold my pee while I pooped, took the piss test right after and passed it. I was a god among men for the rest of that day.

I wouldn't say it was gross, I just needed an excuse/avenue to brag.
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This shit my pants story didn't have enough shit in its pants imo
 
mjmj said:
Not sure why, but as I was reading this I just assumed it was you and some friends on a camping/hiking trip. I was wondering why the fuck would some campers load a dead guy in their boat. :D

I hope I’m right to assume you were on a team specifically to locate said dead guy?
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Lol, I'm a fire fighter.
 
WhiskeyPunch said:
Probably the staph infection i got on my leg years ago. They had to do surgery and cut a hole in my damn calf. Imagine this but on calf muscle.

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Rozko said:
Smells are fucking brutal. The smell of burning flesh is something that you never forget. That shit always makes me queasy.

I have a good friend that in was Nawzad and anytime he smells rotting meat he vomits. He can't take it anymore. That city was full of corpses baking in the sun by the time he left.
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I pulled a lady from a house fire once who was burned some. Afterward, it seemed like I could never get the smell out of my gear. I'm thinking it was mostly on my head, but it turned my stomach.
 
Captain Davis said:
I pulled a lady from a house fire once who was burned some. Afterward, it seemed like I could never get the smell out of my gear. I'm thinking it was mostly on my head, but it turned my stomach.
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It most likely was. The smell imprinted mentally with your gear. When I look at my desert cammies I can smell Iraq. I have been home for nearly 9 years.
 
I was at a shopping center when a man entered a jewelry store adjacent to me. He proceeded to pull down his pants, press his bare ass flat against the glass, and spewed out this monstrous brown diarrhea that, oh god, it was fucking revolting, like a hurricane of shit. He was escorted out by security with his pants at his ankles.

In 2008 I saw a shooting outside of a Wal-Mart. Right in front of an arts & crafts store actually. As if being shot wasn't enough, the dude had to take shelter in a building full of glitter and cinnamon scented pine cones. My immediate thought was that there's no way he's getting all that glitter out of his bullet holes.

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Theprospect26 said:
I was seeing this chick once. We decided to meet up in Hoboken one day in the summer. We hung out for a while, nice time. We decided to take it back to headquarters (my place). We get to my place and i'm getting this onion mixed with armpit odor. Thought it was me so I went to the bathroom and checked my pits out. All good, thanks Degree. After a while I realize that the stench is coming from her and coming under her summer dress.

I say "why don't you take a shower since you're spending the night". She showers. The stench is STILL there. A little while later I notice her underwear in a plastic bag, stinking. She must have known. Needless to say nothing really happened that night.

I thought it was an off day for her, so a week later we hangout again. Same fucking smell. I had to abort mission after that and stopped talking to her.
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The first girl that I lost my v-card to smelled like that. Unfortunately for me that's how I thought all vaginas smelled like so I kept going back for more because I was completely fuckin oblivious until I cheated on her.
 
Cleaned a house that an old lady died in, along with her 40 cats. Not exaggerating, 40 cats.
 
Homeless guy at work always sneaks in and sleeps in our public restroom. He has the most putrid odor ive ever smelled in my life.You can smell him from the whole building when hes around. One day he was locked in the bathroom. As soon as we open the door to the stall he stands up and lets out this monster diarrhea shit all over himself. Im dry heaving as I write this.
 
Misfit23 said:
The first girl that I lost my v-card to smelled like that. Unfortunately for me that's how I thought all vaginas smelled like so I kept going back for more because I was completely fuckin oblivious until I cheated on her.
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Lol thats hilarious.
 
sub_thug said:
A saw a guy get his jaw blown off. He was missing his whole lower jaw, most of the teeth from his upper jaw, and the soft tissue of his lower face was just hanging there. It was just meat. Somehow, he kept his tongue, and it was just hanging there like something out of a horror movie. That was super fucked up to see. That's an image that will stay with me for a while.

I also saw a mosque where two suicide vests went off. There were body parts and stuff everywhere. Iraq always smells like shit anyways, and this happened in the May/June time frame. We got there about an hour or two after it happened, so the smell of burnt flesh in the 120-degree heat was pretty putrid. The smell actually made me puke as we were pulling up (I get really queasy with bad smells, probably because I normally have a weak sense of smell and am not used to actually being able to pick up on a scent), and then the sight of everything was pretty awful. Again, can't unsee that one.
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While I agree that those types of trauma wounds are pretty gnarly and a few have made me gag, I contend that until you take cover and dive face first in this ditch and get a mouthful of of that green water, you have no idea what gross really is.

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I swallowed a mouthful that in the start of a firefight. I went in right about where those goats are.


In all seriousness, the worst thing I've seen has to do with kids and VBIEDS, so I won't go into it.
 
in high school i used to work at a one-hour photo. the local police department would give us a week's worth of rolls of film. maybe the nastiest photo i ever saw was of an eighteen-wheeler getting into an accident with this small honda. the person in the honda was someone with dreadlocks. the guy or girl's head was cut in half, and the top of this person's head was flapped behind the bottom-half with an arm severed and the body ingrained into the car-seat. i seriously ran into the bathroom and thought i was going to puke. they did tell me that i would see a lot of nasty photos. was never ready for that one.

i can't even imagine what people in war see/saw on a daily basis, especially in trench warfare such as in world war I.
 
Was in a patient room when a surgical resident rounded.
Patient was unconscious, resident was there to check an abdominal wound that was suspected of going septic.
He palpated the site, as he leaned over the patient, and applied pressure- -
*bloop!*, drainage shot up from between the staples and splashed his face.

To his credit, he didn't say much. It got in his eyes and mouth.
 
During undergrad my wifework ed in front line with acquired brain injury. One day a dude in the housing program calls down to her and says the toilet is clogged. She goes up stairs and yup it is full of pissand shit and the dude is elbow deep in it trying to unclog it.

So you are saying, that s not too gross, right?

He removes his hand fromthe shit/piss filled toilet and prudly shows off that he found his dentures adn the cause. He pops them back into his mouth before my wife and stop him.
 
Theprospect26 said:
I was seeing this chick once. We decided to meet up in Hoboken one day in the summer. We hung out for a while, nice time. We decided to take it back to headquarters (my place). We get to my place and i'm getting this onion mixed with armpit odor. Thought it was me so I went to the bathroom and checked my pits out. All good, thanks Degree. After a while I realize that the stench is coming from her and coming under her summer dress.

I say "why don't you take a shower since you're spending the night". She showers. The stench is STILL there. A little while later I notice her underwear in a plastic bag, stinking. She must have known. Needless to say nothing really happened that night.

I thought it was an off day for her, so a week later we hangout again. Same fucking smell. I had to abort mission after that and stopped talking to her.
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A drunken paki guy dropping his trousers and pants in broad daylight and taking a dump in the park while I'm laying there sunbathing with my dog.

Another time I'm walking down the street late at night with my dog and looking across the other side of the street there is some fucking deviant standing there grinning with his cock out whacking off.

Also saw a lot of disturbing shit in India. Kids with crazy deformities, lepers, woman laying at the side of the road with dying children in their arms begging for cash.
 
IIIIIIII said:
in high school i used to work at a one-hour photo. the local police department would give us a week's worth of rolls of film. maybe the nastiest photo i ever saw was of an eighteen-wheeler getting into an accident with this small honda. the person in the honda was someone with dreadlocks. the guy or girl's head was cut in half, and the top of this person's head was flapped behind the bottom-half with an arm severed and the body ingrained into the car-seat. i seriously ran into the bathroom and thought i was going to puke. they did tell me that i would see a lot of nasty photos. was never ready for that one.

i can't even imagine what people in war see/saw on a daily basis, especially in trench warfare such as in world war I.
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OT but I had a friend who worked at a photo thing in walmart. he calls me one day and is like "wtf are you doing with that midget? Also, that is one crazy looking cougar (I was early 20s)". I like wtf? He tells me he saw pics he had developed.

I race down there and sure enough, it is ME or my exact double! seriously, ever see your exact double or think you are lsoing your mind. not a good feeling.
 
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