I'm trying to think of a way I can touch girl's asses without them noticing or playing it off as an unavoidable accident. A google search only brought up this useful advice http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/httagbwhn . Though I still don't think it's gonna work. I'm on the verge of just saying screw it and to overtly smack a girls ass and run off before she kicks me in the groin or throws her tampons at me. I need some advice I've been plotting all day but have run into a brick wall.