What's the best way to touch a girls butt without her noticing?

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  1. gsp_is_god Green Belt

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    I'm trying to think of a way I can touch girl's asses without them noticing or playing it off as an unavoidable accident. A google search only brought up this useful advice http://www.petitionspot.com/petitions/httagbwhn . Though I still don't think it's gonna work.

    I'm on the verge of just saying screw it and to overtly smack a girls ass and run off before she kicks me in the groin or throws her tampons at me. I need some advice I've been plotting all day but have run into a brick wall.
     
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  2. kvolcom** Guest

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    in the wave pool at waterworld, you can flail around and pull tops off even.
     
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  3. Pillbox Joe Guest

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    .... .what the fuck!!!?
     
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  4. ferrignofan Black Belt

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    You mean whats the best way to keep from going to jail?
     
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  5. Sharkk Guest

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    Knock her out.
     
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    the point of grabbing a girls ass is to have her know its you and you want the sex from her. if she tries to sue you then you play dumb but up untill that point you want her to know you want to get frisky.
     
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  7. BEND Guest

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    Exactly how old are you?
     
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  8. dbenoi4 Black Belt

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    Put loads of LSD in her fingerpaint
     
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    *leaves work ealry and heads to nearest wave pool*
     
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    I only approve of this thread if TS is under 15 years of age.

    Next time try tittie twisters.
     
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  11. gsp_is_god Green Belt

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    I mean I've considered pretending to be blind and putting on sun glasses and a walking stick. Then when near some hot tail I would feel around and pretend I was lost. Hell I could "accidentally" walk into the girls bathroom.
     
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  12. dbenoi4 Black Belt

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    Sex change and grab your own ass would be easy
     
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    wait til she's asleep
     
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    Japanese subways.
     
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  15. BAMF PWNT

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    Chloroform > waiting
     
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    Become a gynacologist maybe?
     
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    ive always thought it would be funny to take an underwater camera to the pool... but i dont wanna go to jail haha
     
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  18. adapt Just the Tip

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    not being a 13 year old pervert is the first step. also, refer to the post about the point of touching asses is to indicate interest in coitus...
     
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  19. HHJ Steel Belt

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    exactly
     
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