What's Johnny walkers real name?

[Mr.Maelstrom]

Would be smoother to say that all of them should be called after drinks... I'm pretty sure everyone can say Four Loko

I like your style bromigo

 

[Spacetrucker]

Johnny has been through some tough shit before his fight.
"Named after his father Walker, Johnny decided to use the famous whiskey brand as his “war name” because it sounded cool. Some people think he’s actually named after the Johnny Walker whiskey, so if that helps him land a sponsorship deal in the future, perfect."
https://www.mmafighting.com/platfor...-cant-fight-mma-ufc?__twitter_impression=true

Cool story but Johnny Walker is a Scotch, not whiskey.

 

[Mr.Maelstrom]

I agree, Hakeem olajuwon should have been name Steve Mcdonald

If all things were equal, fat people use more soap and normal names are better names

 

[baba2008]

This is how you can gain new sponsorship in the UFC. Legally change your name to the company throwing you some money.

"FIGHTING, out of the blue corner. Introducing PANDA EXPRESSSSSsssss!"

Some dipshit would change his name to Reebok to get $500 thrown on top of the Reebok fight money.

 

[Blossom's Hat]

Cool story but Johnny Walker is a Scotch, not whiskey.

Whisky imo

 

[Spacetrucker]

Whisky imo

Meh, they are not the same thing but this ain't a hill worth dying on. Take it from someone who's had a drink or twelve on 5 different continents.

 

[TITS]

No "Johnny Proper Twelve" jokes yet? Damn you guys are slow.

 

[Sgt Smith]

Mike Hunt

 

[drbolony]

Anderson Aldo de Silva Alves

 

[Bubblun]

One of the best jiu jitsu athletes right now is a brasilian named Mahamed Ali, I shit you not.

It's also common brasilians called "Valdisney", you know where that comes from.

 

[PAPERCLIP30]

Joey Jogger

 

[Pancake Sprawl]

his real name is Zhonny Walkeh but it's hard to pronounce in English, so he goes with the westernized Johnny Walker.

 

[HHJ]

His real name is Ebeneezer Fontes Porrazibbio the 3rd

 

[scoopbb]

gold thread. cracking up reading these

 

[Cooliox]

This is how you can gain new sponsorship in the UFC. Legally change your name to the company throwing you some money.

"FIGHTING, out of the blue corner. Introducing PANDA EXPRESSSSSsssss!"

HAHA. I legit Lol'd

Well played

 

[Cooliox]

Jose Cuervo

10 rounds with Jose Cuervo....

 

[TR1]

A Brazilian with a name like this shouldn't be allowed to fly and be put on a watch list

You seem like a nice person.

Too bad your predecessors were not met with the same hospitality.

 

[Sdeev]

Seriously you're triggered over some random dude's adopted name.

He’s just asking...

 

[HHJ]

This is how you can gain new sponsorship in the UFC. Legally change your name to the company throwing you some money.

"FIGHTING, out of the blue corner. Introducing PANDA EXPRESSSSSsssss!"

That's what the Thais do.

 

[Katsumi Yamada]

Named after the man responsible for his parents hooking up.

Just ask his half-brother Budd Weiser