What's Johnny walkers real name?

He comes off a little gay to me. Not in an annoying flaming way. Just a bit dandy.
 
Johnathan Walker Texas Ranger
 
"Murican sounding"

probably common ancestor name.

It's weird, maybe not, but most Brazilians learn English before they learn Spanish. The English-"American sounding" names maybe are more common than we think.
 
I prefer ppl from other places have our names for convenience. Very considerate of him
 
Dunno but sounded like he asked Dana to let him play with himself in the octagon. Not sure due to heavy accent.
 
Damn now I want JW Blue. damn thats some good stuff
 
His real name Jack Daniel's but he thought that sounded too trashy
 
I was being obtuse and xenophobic a bit on purpose, it's fun as hell and still flies bc it's more low key

Would be smoother to say that all of them should be called after drinks... I'm pretty sure everyone can say Four Loko
 
His real name Johnny Hitler isn't marketable.
 
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