For practical use, Drive out of state or simply far out of my area for good measure, and start procuring for myself money, clothes, and whatever from stores, not people. Tell the clerk to forget I was ever there For fun/ also practical use, get friends to tell me their secrets. I'd try and make it so it comes up naturally in conversation instead of me just being inquisitive. I'd also have to take a mental note that I can't insult people like I normally do. "Eat a dick" Would not end well at all.