What Would It Take to Suprise Nate Diaz?

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  1. Pitier of Fools

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    As we all know, Nate Diaz is VERY hard to surprise.

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    So since right now The Heavies is full of threads on Conor McGregor and Ben Askren, a much better topic of discussion is what would it take to surprise Nate Diaz?

    A Burt Watson at the weigh-in moment?

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    A Heath Herring/Nakao-esque stare down?

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    Someone popping out of a pizza box like what happened to Chael Sonnen?

    http://www.yellmagazine.com/chael-sonnen-pranked-pizza-fox-office-video/73145/

    Getting his butt groped during a massage like what happened to Alan Belcher?



    Or is the guy just plain unsurprisable?
     
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    Probably you succeeding in life.
     
  3. RyuHayabusa

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    Give his brother a slap in front of him see if that surprises him
     
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  4. tonil

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    you need to be at least Nick Diaz for something like that
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  5. TheHNICuLuv2Hate

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    Lay and prey
     
  7. MadDogMahoney

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    He would be surprised if he ran out of wheat.
     
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    How bout seeing this in downtown Stockton?

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  9. BoD 2.0

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    I don't think he expected this....

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    Or this.....

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    or this....

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    Basically, it just takes an elite fighter in the cage with him...
     
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    Still being ranked in the top 10 has got to be a bit of a surprise...
     
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    Maybe a little honeymoon surprise ?

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  13. waldywaldy

    waldywaldy lol motherfuckers

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  14. in the liver

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    one thing that consistently surprises him is the ufc not using pride scoring criteria
     
  15. Billy_Beer

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    put some dmt in his vape instead of cbd
     
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    Pretty much anyone who has thrown a leg kick at him.
     
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    Him starting in movie called weedfest or Connor saying he down to scrap in the summer
     
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    Him selling a ppv without mcnuggets
     
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    Nick stops smoking, and advises Nate to do the same.
     
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