What To Do In Las Vegas (Updated)

[Brother Numsi]

DO NOT GIVE THEM A CREDIT CARD! If you must close out right away. If you keep an open tab or forget to close out they will run up that shit into the thousands. I'm not kidding.

Check out Little Darlings. It's totally nude, no alcohol. Bring a flask or keep shit in the car. They let you come and go all you want

I know better than to give a strip club a credit card. Even if they didn't run up the tab, I probably would. I always bring in some cash usually around 150 -200 dollars to pay for drinks and toss some Washington's at the dancers I dig.

Little Darlings, huh? I'll take note of that. Thanks bud!

 

[chrisdiaz]

uber drivers shouldnt long haul you because they get paid by what uber determines is the distance. you cant get paid for longer than that. but yea, the taxis were so bad about that, they actually had to post fares to the hotels at the airports so they couldnt take you on the scenic route. plus the drivers are generally very inconsiderate to other drivers. i am a courteous driver, but i NEVER allow those bastards in when i can avoid it

Its funny, I have had nothing but good experiences with taxi drivers. I just tell them to take frank sinatra drive instead of the strip. I stay at TI so they can sneak out the back. Always works well for me. Uber was more of a hassle from what ive dealt with.

 

[chrisdiaz]

I know better than to give a strip club a credit card. Even if they didn't run up the tab, I probably would. I always bring in some cash usually around 150 -200 dollars to pay for drinks and toss some Washington's at the dancers I dig.

Little Darlings, huh? I'll take note of that. Thanks bud!

Oh dude another thing i just rememberd, leaving the fights to get a taxi or anything FUCKING SUCKS. It was fucking crazy at ufc 200 and 213. Just beware.

 

[Brother Numsi]

Oh dude another thing i just rememberd, leaving the fights to get a taxi or anything FUCKING SUCKS. It was fucking crazy at ufc 200 and 213. Just beware.

Oh word? I was at the MGM Arena last time I was in Vegas for UFC 148 and all I had to do was walk back to my hotel at the Aria. The fights are now at the T Mobile Arena so I'm guessing I won't be walking back to my hotel.

 

[chrisdiaz]

Oh word? I was at the MGM Arena last time I was in Vegas for UFC 148 and all I had to do was walk back to my hotel at the Aria. The fights are now at the T Mobile Arena so I'm guessing I won't be walking back to my hotel.

Yeah dude im staying at the TI and Im not walking back, that shit is too far at 100 degrees, even at night. Ive done it 3 times now leaving tmobile and every time was a shit show. Tmobile arena is fucking huge, nothing like MGM which I miss.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

Stratosphere is a dump. Mandalas Bay for the Casino, and burgers at Burger Bar.You are with Asians so forget about picking up chicks, but Atomic Liquors, and Beerhaus are my favorite bars. Fuck the clubs, they are over priced and won’t even let a group of guys in without bottle service. Spearmint Rhino is the best strip club. If you want hookers just go to a classy casino and sit at lobby bar, they will find you. 300 for a load.

I remember walking through the lobby of Mandalay going back to my room about 6 am looking like a complete mess. Long night of gambling so the tie was off, shirt half unbuttoned, 5 oclock shadow already coming in lol. Black smokeshow in the tightest white dress I had ever seen sitting by the elevator bank. "Someone looks like they could use some company". I had already spent all my money

 

[chrisdiaz]

I remember walking through the lobby of Mandalay going back to my room about 6 am looking like a complete mess. Long night of gambling so the tie was off, shirt half unbuttoned, 5 oclock shadow already coming in lol. Black smokeshow in the tightest white dress I had ever seen sitting by the elevator bank. "Someone looks like they could use some company". I had already spent all my money

I sat at the bar about 5am one night talking with a bartender about hookers at mandalay. About 20 minutes later I get hit on by one. Super fine blond tall etc... I kinda blow her off and tell her im not paying for sex but this makes her wanna stay. I can tell shes horny and probably rolling, I was too. Her black GF pimpette sitting at the end of the bar walks up to me and says "hey you cant talk to my girls if you aint payin"

About 20 minutes go by with me, the hooker and the pimpette talking with the bartender. I buy the pimpette a drink. The hooker is horny and starts rubbing her pussy on my leg and I start finger blasting her right at the bar. Im thinking " hey I will get her horny and smash for free" but i forget my gfs up stairs sleeping. The pimpette loves me after talking and says I can have her girl cause she wants to go with me. I didnt have a room to take her too tho so i couldnt smash. Got a little rub tug over the pants but thats it.

10 minutes later some loser walks up and shes friendly to him. I can tell he doesnt know shes a hooker. They went up to the room and he got robbed by the pimpette. I see her getting arrested about 45 minutes later and me and the bartender are fucking dying. He gave me a bunch of free drinks cause he said he never saw a guy play a hooker out like that. Good Times.

 

[RollSonnenRoll]

I sat at the bar about 5am one night talking with a bartender about hookers at mandalay. About 20 minutes later I get hit on by one. Super fine blond tall etc... I kinda blow her off and tell her im not paying for sex but this makes her wanna stay. I can tell shes horny and probably rolling, I was too. Her black GF pimpette sitting at the end of the bar walks up to me and says "hey you cant talk to my girls if you aint payin"

About 20 minutes go by with me, the hooker and the pimpette talking with the bartender. I buy the pimpette a drink. The hooker is horny and starts rubbing her pussy on my leg and I start finger blasting her right at the bar. Im thinking " hey I will get her horny and smash for free" but i forget my gfs up stairs sleeping. The pimpette loves me after talking and says I can have her girl cause she wants to go with me. I didnt have a room to take her too tho so i couldnt smash. Got a little rub tug over the pants but thats it.

10 minutes later some loser walks up and shes friendly to him. I can tell he doesnt know shes a hooker. They went up to the room and he got robbed by the pimpette. I see her getting arrested about 45 minutes later and me and the bartender are fucking dying. He gave me a bunch of free drinks cause he said he never saw a guy play a hooker out like that. Good Times.

What happens in Vegas, amiright?!

 

[Brother Numsi]

I sat at the bar about 5am one night talking with a bartender about hookers at mandalay. About 20 minutes later I get hit on by one. Super fine blond tall etc... I kinda blow her off and tell her im not paying for sex but this makes her wanna stay. I can tell shes horny and probably rolling, I was too. Her black GF pimpette sitting at the end of the bar walks up to me and says "hey you cant talk to my girls if you aint payin"

About 20 minutes go by with me, the hooker and the pimpette talking with the bartender. I buy the pimpette a drink. The hooker is horny and starts rubbing her pussy on my leg and I start finger blasting her right at the bar. Im thinking " hey I will get her horny and smash for free" but i forget my gfs up stairs sleeping. The pimpette loves me after talking and says I can have her girl cause she wants to go with me. I didnt have a room to take her too tho so i couldnt smash. Got a little rub tug over the pants but thats it.

10 minutes later some loser walks up and shes friendly to him. I can tell he doesnt know shes a hooker. They went up to the room and he got robbed by the pimpette. I see her getting arrested about 45 minutes later and me and the bartender are fucking dying. He gave me a bunch of free drinks cause he said he never saw a guy play a hooker out like that. Good Times.

This is how you tell a story people

 

[chrisdiaz]

This is how you tell a story people

It was all true too, I didnt exaggerate one bit. I was feeling myself to the extreme, coulda sold ice to a Eskimo. This was quite a few years ago though.

 

[MadSquabbles500]

I actually like Bacchanal. It's probably my favorite Vegas buffet. I've had lobster bisque there before. I've heard they sometimes have other lobster items, like lobster rolls, but I've never seen them. Granted, I've only been maybe 5 times.

If you want lobster, there's Sterling Brunch. Lobster, caviar, prime rib, crab, all you can drink Champagne -- can't go wrong with that.

I try out Sterling Brunch, what resort is it in?

 

[MadSquabbles500]

Vegas has some of th best pool parties on earth.

If you don't like House music and hot girls don't go.

My problem is all the guys that will be there too showing off their muscles. They often times overshadow the girls, and it kills it for me. Id rather just go to Spearmint Rhino.

 

[Lubaolong]

I try out Sterling Brunch, what resort is it in?

It moved I think a few years ago into the steak house at Bally's. It's open only on Sunday mornings to early afternoon. It's expensive, but worth it if you are going to eat 7 lobster tails, a few fillets, and a couple bottles of champagne.

 

[Brother Numsi]

It moved I think a few years ago into the steak house at Bally's. It's open only on Sunday mornings to early afternoon. It's expensive, but worth it if you are going to eat 7 lobster tails, a few fillets, and a couple bottles of champagne.

I've only had lobster once in my life in Hawaii. Was a little underwhelmed. But I'll try it again if I see it in a Vegas buffet. Might as well, right?

 

[herra]

I'm going back to Vegas next month for UFC 226. I've been there only once and it was for UFC 148 Silva vs Sonnen II (so many Brazilians in the MGM Arena I thought we were at a soccer match) I had a pretty damn good time considering I was by myself. This time, my little Asian homies are coming with me and neither have been to Vegas. We're staying at the Stratosphere. I stayed at the Aria last time. Expensive but the room was off the hook! Great location, too.

So come on fellas who have been to Sin City:

What bars do we hit up?

What buffet should we would go to? (I went to the Treasure Island buffet last time)

What casinos would you recommend?

Any other buggery we should look into?

The baller Asians stay at the Cosmo, Wynn/Encore, Venetian/Palazzo and the poor, fob, work at a pho noodle shop Asians stay at the Stratosphere, Luxor, Excalibur, Mandalay Bay lol the UFC fan expo at the same time your going to Vegas. They'll be tons of your favorite fighters walking around.

 

[lsa]

If you want some good local food spots hit up Chinatown.

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Or Gold Coast (shithole but this place is good)

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Local bars check out McMullans or Born and Raised

Palamino club is fully nude with alcohol. Spearmint Rhino has the hottest girls by far though


Avoid buffets imo. Unless you're getting a comp they are just as expensive as nice restaurants now. Unless of course you are a huge eater

Both names sounds like bad sex jokes puns

 

[mb23100]

It was all true too, I didnt exaggerate one bit. I was feeling myself to the extreme, coulda sold ice to a Eskimo. This was quite a few years ago though.[/Q

Both names sounds like bad sex jokes puns

Maybe it's a Vegas thing but lots of asian restaurants out here have names like that "what the pho" is another one I go to

 

[lsa]

Maybe it's a Vegas thing but lots of asian restaurants out here have names like that "what the pho" is another one I go to

Then I would name mine "I need to pho" and watch the customers line up. I be making them money

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Not sure how old you are but the older I get the amenities mean more and worth the difference in price. imo.

You sound pussy-whipped.

 

[Lubaolong]

I've only had lobster once in my life in Hawaii. Was a little underwhelmed. But I'll try it again if I see it in a Vegas buffet. Might as well, right?

They don't have a huge selection of items, but they do have other stuff as well besides what I listed. But when you go to an expensive buffet, and I believe this is the most expensive one in Vegas, you want to get the most bang for your buck. I don't eat lobster all the time either, but if I go here, you better believe I'm going to eat at least 6 tails. The buffet's goal is to fill your belly up as cheaply and quickly as possible. To get your moneys worth, you have to eat as much lobster, lamb, fillets, and other meat as you can. Avoid cheap starches (potatoes, breads, pasta, rice). Restaurants can buy a big 50 lb bag of potatoes for like $5. This is peasant food. Don't eat it. Avoid all those cheap ass vegetables. Soda basically costs the restaurant nothing and can fill you up fast, so you don't want that either. All you can drink bubbly champagne also carries the same consequence. Avoid drinking too much of this stuff. Consider getting some water to sip on instead maybe. You can definitely win and get your moneys worth IMO if you follow these basic steps.