What To Do In Las Vegas (Updated)

Does anyone know if the monorail is free anymore?

I remember 3 years ago it was free, but when I went last year I had to pay.
But I was too drunk to remember what I paid.
 
Does anyone know if the monorail is free anymore?

I remember 3 years ago it was free, but when I went last year I had to pay.
But I was too drunk to remember what I paid.
You have to pay for the monorail but there are trams that are free on the other side of the strip. It's strange they all kinds of work together

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I went for UFC 168, was fucken epic. Other than the UFC I drank and gambled, this is what you should do.
 
i have lived in vegas 11 years and have never been on that thing. we really need to get a tram that makes some sort of sense
The taxi companies made sure that it wasn't too efficient. My neighbor was fighting or make sure they never went to the airport
 
The taxi companies made sure that it wasn't too efficient. My neighbor was fighting or make sure they never went to the airport
it would be nice if it served the entire strip and the airport. the taxi companies in this city can fuck themselves
 
What about the deuce?
i have a car but have taken it. if you are a tourist on the strip in the summer, i think it is a must. i think it was like $15 or something for a three day pass and it stops at every corner and runs like every 7 minutes. in this heat, that is incredible. walking sucks at this time, so it is definitely a good investment
 
Best Vegas hotel I'v found for value was the Platinum, about 5 mins walk from the Strip and vastly better value for the rooms you get.

https://www.theplatinumhotel.com/las-vegas-hotel
i have never been inside, but know its next to the tuscanny. treasure island, harrahs, mirage, bally's and excalibur usually are as cheap as any off strip casino if budget is your issue. a dude jumped of that hotel about a year ago to kill himself
 
it would be nice if it served the entire strip and the airport. the taxi companies in this city can fuck themselves
They still have a lot of power. Iirc it wasn't allowed to go to Fremont, cross LV Blvd, or go to McCarran
 
They still have a lot of power. Iirc it wasn't allowed to go to Fremont, cross LV Blvd, or go to McCarran
yea, thats why i love that lyft and uber have fucked with them so bad. anything that fucks with them is good to me. and its stupid that they are not allowed to make public transit actually make sense. god forbid they get some traffic off the street
 
i have never been inside, but know its next to the tuscanny. treasure island, harrahs, mirage, bally's and excalibur usually are as cheap as any off strip casino if budget is your issue. a dude jumped of that hotel about a year ago to kill himself

Its nothing really remarkable in terms of design but big modern apartment style rooms with a kitchen, sitting room, etc without costing the earth. Could probably have a decent private party with a few friends in one of them I'd say. A few mins walk from the Bellagio fountains as well.
 
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yea, thats why i love that lyft and uber have fucked with them so bad. anything that fucks with them is good to me. and its stupid that they are not allowed to make public transit actually make sense. god forbid they get some traffic off the street
Even when an Uber driver long hauls you it's cheaper than those asshole taxis.
 
Even when an Uber driver long hauls you it's cheaper than those asshole taxis.
uber drivers shouldnt long haul you because they get paid by what uber determines is the distance. you cant get paid for longer than that. but yea, the taxis were so bad about that, they actually had to post fares to the hotels at the airports so they couldnt take you on the scenic route. plus the drivers are generally very inconsiderate to other drivers. i am a courteous driver, but i NEVER allow those bastards in when i can avoid it
 
Security at the Hard Rock are friendly people. Not so much at Planet Hollywood. Seriously who the fuck needs to be put in a RNC just for smoking a blunt on the casino floor? Motherfucker didn't know that I knew to turn my head into his armpit and bite. Then it was a 100m dash to the fire exit and I ain't never lost one of those.

So I guess don't be stupid if you can avoid it.
 
Stratosphere is a dump. Mandalas Bay for the Casino, and burgers at Burger Bar.You are with Asians so forget about picking up chicks, but Atomic Liquors, and Beerhaus are my favorite bars. Fuck the clubs, they are over priced and won’t even let a group of guys in without bottle service. Spearmint Rhino is the best strip club. If you want hookers just go to a classy casino and sit at lobby bar, they will find you. 300 for a load.
 
Stratosphere is a dump. Mandalas Bay for the Casino, and burgers at Burger Bar.You are with Asians so forget about picking up chicks, but Atomic Liquors, and Beerhaus are my favorite bars. Fuck the clubs, they are over priced and won’t even let a group of guys in without bottle service. Spearmint Rhino is the best strip club. If you want hookers just go to a classy casino and sit at lobby bar, they will find you. 300 for a load.

"You are with Asians so forget about picking up chicks" That is so cold-blooded but I laughed pretty hard

The Asian cats I roll with are work out fanatics/pretty boy types. They do pretty well with the white girls. lol

Yeah, I'm definitely avoiding nightclubs unless I get invited to some big after party which I probably won't.
I'm really done with nightclubs tbh. Loud ass music, douchebags galore, and stuck up bishes who won't even look at you if you're not 6'2 and sitting in VIP. Waste of time and money

I keep hearing about the Rhino. We are definitely hitting that up

Gracias!
 
I keep hearing about the Rhino. We are definitely hitting that up

DO NOT GIVE THEM A CREDIT CARD! If you must close out right away. If you keep an open tab or forget to close out they will run up that shit into the thousands. I'm not kidding.

Check out Little Darlings. It's totally nude, no alcohol. Bring a flask or keep shit in the car. They let you come and go all you want
 
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