What song would you want to be played at your funeral?

[Winter-John]

 

[tonysmasseuse]

Awkward silence punctuated by stifled yawns is just fine.

Failing that, something crisp from J.S. Bach's French Suites or this incredible fuck-off number

 

[91 seconds]

I'd pick something really dumb since I wouldn't be listening to it. How dare they play Highway to Hell or something if the biggest fan in the parlor can't hear it. That's just disrespect.

 

[My name is]

I plan on living at least another 50 hard to tell what kinda song will come out by then

 

[LEGS MAHONEY]

send me to the pearly gates like the king i am

 

[Milgrim]

I'm not saying. Someone will steal it. Like the time I told my friends I was going to name my kid Seven. Still pissed about that.

 

[purist]

 

[Armbars]

Something that everyone will be happy with

 

[heavyarms21]

Highway to Hell -- So that everyone there can be uncomfortable.

 

[PRIDEWASBETTER]

Highway to Hell -- So that everyone there can be uncomfortable.

Damn. That's what I was going to say.

 

[Lonesome Crow]

Straight up no bullshit, it is actually a stipulation in my will:

 

[nostradumbass]

 

[Damien Karras]

Why does a new thread with this same title appear every 3 months?

 

[dildos]

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

 

[Mmaprovost]

My wifes Grandpa died a few years back. Mid eulogy the guy said he had made him promise to do something. The promise turned out to be to play a song and tell the grandma "I still love you from wherever I am", followed by this song:


Old bitch had a new man moved in 2 months later, driving his truck and sleeping in his bed. Bitches be crazy...

 

[Vil7]

Why does a new thread with this same title appear every 3 months?

Because somebody is about to start climbing the stairway to heaven.

 

[luv24nic8]

 

[LHWBelt]

What song would you want to be played at your funeral?

Kinda morbid. Anyways i don't need a funeral just throw me in the trash.

 

[SoberAwakening]

A creepy version of "Pop Goes the Weasel" with an open casket.

Lots of fun music. Bob Marley, Stevie Wonder, Stevie Ray Vaughn.