What Kind of People Annoy you in BJJ?

Discussion in 'Grappling Technique' started by Evenflow80, Apr 5, 2018.

  1. mattemate

    mattemate Brown Belt

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    I trained with a dude who had the worst smelling junk/ass area of all time. He seemed like an otherwise clean dude. Didn't really have BO, kept his gi and personal appearance ok. But if this guy got you in triangle position or even worse stepped over the face for a kimura it was tap city due to stank.

    I don't know what was going on with that guy but he stunk so bad it turned the air around his junk yellow.

    I straight called him out on stinking and he got really defensive.

    I feel so bad for any woman that wound up blowing him
     
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  2. Evenflow80

    Evenflow80 Green Belt

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    We had one who joined who frankly (and I'm sorry for saying this), but he doesn't wipe properly or at all. Thankfully he was gone within a few weeks. I dreaded every having to drill techniques where his butt would be any where close to my face.

    Even outside of BJJ, people with such exceptionally poor hygene confuse the hell out of me. Do they just not care, don't know, or what exactly??
     
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  3. machomang

    machomang Orange Belt

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    Ok, so you assume based on my post that I can't drill correctly and want a limp noodle?

    Gtfo here with that bs.
     
  4. freakroor

    freakroor Green Belt

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    I said maybe. I don't assume things. Chill bro.

    Actually, your username definitely fits
     
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  5. dmwalking

    dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    Oss boys.

    Acai boys.

    Jiu jitsu lifestyle boys.

    Condescending higher belts.

    Everything's a dick move boys.
     
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  6. BIGthingsSON

    BIGthingsSON Blue Belt

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    Just take your beating, no one cares why you dont train. The annoying part is not why u dont train, but the fact you have to tell me
     
  7. Dogstarman

    Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    So about 3/4 of the class?
     
  8. dmwalking

    dmwalking Sapateiro Belt

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    Thankfully, no. LOL.
     
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  9. AndyMaBobs

    AndyMaBobs Purple Belt

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    I do catch/sambo so for me its people who are better than me - which is everyone. Because it hurts haha.
     
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  10. Cappy Goodtime

    Cappy Goodtime Hide yo wife. Hide yo neck.

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    I could of, but he was older and smaller so I wasn't really out to prove anything.
     
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  11. Juanthegrappler

    Juanthegrappler Orange Belt

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    Just recently we have had this guy who smells like an ash tray or a bong depending on the day.
     
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  12. jpak

    jpak White Belt

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    I train at a smaller gym but we got one guy who is the worst of all the regulars (he's yet to get a submission after a year of training) yet tries to coach anyone who's not a coloured belt while rolling eventhough they are beating him.
     
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  13. kenpeters8

    kenpeters8 Purple Belt

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    People that are annoying in the BJJ community are black belts that think everyone should dick ride them at all times. They always think they're special no matter where they go, and they think everyone should bow down to them and give them the utmost respect even outside of their academy. Otherwise they'll try to do shit to whoever they don't like. But it doesn't work that way in the real world. Anyone mess with the wrong people are gonna get shot. I don't give a fuck if you're a black belt or what. That's just how the real world works. I've seen idiots getting shot just cause they think they're some kind of bad ass martial artist. No matter how bad ass you are, you're gonna die when people are shooting at your ass multiple times.
     
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  14. noc

    noc Green Belt

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    Damn.. too many assholes in Jiu Jitsu
     
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  15. Adjaar

    Adjaar White Belt

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    Thought of a new one. People who keep their jaws down while you try to choke them and then criticise yout technique, because "that choke was all jaw bro"
     
  16. tekkenfan

    tekkenfan Purple Belt

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    those r called hipsters
     
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  17. tekkenfan

    tekkenfan Purple Belt

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    lmaooooo
     
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  18. thewhiterooster

    thewhiterooster dana hates sunscreen

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    We have a guy (who’s a really good purple belt) who will make lower belts scream in pain about 2-3 times per month. Not cool. If you’re a decent purple belt, you know when you “got” someone. There’s NEVER a legit reason to make your training partner scream in pain.
     
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  19. Solidus Snake

    Solidus Snake Purple Belt

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    An individual like this should be dealt with by the instructor and probably kicked out for good. Holding on submissions to the point of making people scream is probably the most awful thing you can do as a more experienced person during rolling.
     
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  20. jr jr

    jr jr Purple Belt

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    Fixed it for you
     
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