what is the worst kind of douchebag

[MadSquabbles500]

This should have been a pick one through # this is douche you will tussle with before entering.

 

[rj144]

Probably one that doesn't work well... it can get nasty if you know what I mean.

 

[Pied Piper]

Try not to think about the server from BJs with a hard part fucking your girl while you jack off with your own tears tonight.

This doesnt sound douchy at all

 

[Phlog]

a guy who makes a thread filled with pics of guys is pretty douchey IMO.
maybe not the worst, but right up there.
keep this shit to yourself.

edit: white belt just joined yesterday. says it all. who you used to be, bruh?

Quite touchy for some reason! Hmmmmm.

Sperry's are nice.

Rather!

TS's very specific description of the "hard part haircut douche" seems incredibly personal and reveals that TS has undoubtedly been cuck or beaten up (probably both) by someone who waits tables at BJ's.

Sad.

I think this post more confirms that youre the hardpart haircut douche :/

I have a nearly shaved head. Not my fault TS is projecting his cuckoldry into this thread.

Douchebag confirmed

Cuck confirmed.

Post a pic if yourself for further analyzation

Confirmed!

Are you also a waiter?

 

[Nononononotorious]

Spraaaannnnggggg breeeaaakkkkk

Looket awlmy sheeit

 

[original doom]

Guidos get alot of hate but are actually really nice cool guys.

 

[Pied Piper]

Damn, bro, you did lots of research checking out guys for this thread.

Youre so alpha

 

[elreece]

1)the southern California douche (gym is life, 2k selfies on ig, says "bro" every other word, no matter the setting.)
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the Hipster (organic/vegan. hates everything mainstream. takes polaroid photos, thinks he's an artist.
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the guido (96% of paycheck goes to hair gel, steroids, tanning beds, and the bar.)
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the alternative highschool 7/11 gangster (kicked out of high school, goes to an opportunity school. drops out. hangs out behind 711 selling weed. has been on probation since 2005)
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the oakley shade/afflliction tough guy dad who drives a truck
drives a lifted truck with an overdramatic sticker on the back window of his company's logo. tries to intimidate you when you're driving the speed limit in the slow lane by pulling up next to you & telling you to pull off the freeway, like he's going to fight you or something. Heads up... he wont)
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I want to say congrats on a great thread but fuck me seeing those tools has pissed me off so much i am now angry at you.

 

[ens189]

Quite touchy for some reason! Hmmmmm.



Rather!

Confirmed!

Are you also a waiter?

Not sure where you're picking up a hard part there.

 

[mushishi]

Youre so alpha

And you got a snack dick tucked behind your ear.

 

[TrippleOG]

I haven't seen a guido in a while , maybe because there are more in New Jersey or east coast . I'm used to the SoCal bros wannabe tapout affliction bros

 

[Pied Piper]

And you got a snack dick tucked behind your ear.

>Says i talk too much about other men
>proceeds to talk about dicks being used as snacks

 

[minute bull]

Fuck y'all I'll fight you in real life I'd eat your hearts like what.

 

[Pied Piper]

The oakley dad's. These are the fat, out of shape assholes that think they're huge and muscular and call everyone 'big guy' while speaking in the loudest voice possible. I can't fucking stand them. After that it's the white trash wannabe gangster assholes. This thread provided the rage.

Oakley dad tailgated me today.

 

[Anialater]

White sunglasses, gauged ears, neck tats.

 

[SMYD]

Couldn't give two fucks about other dudes. Don't have time to waste on something so meaningless.

 

[The Senator]

Fuck y'all I'll fight you in real life I'd eat your hearts like what.

Thanks for the good laugh, what did he think was going to happen when he put sand in his mouth?

As for the topic, the Rich Frat Boys easily make the top, and I have the guidos running a close second, simply due to pure annoyance. Oakley dad makes third, and the rest don't bother me as much. The hipsters can actually be decent people, though, depending on where you find them.

 

[minute bull]

DAT PUSSY AIN'T BOUT DAT PUT SHIT IN YOUR MOUF LIFE:

 

[SouthoftheAndes]

the alternative highschool 7/11 gangster

Simple because he might commit a crime and brings filth into your neighborhood and is just an in general waste of space.


#2 is the Hipster douchebag. It is hard to respect some bitch made men who have some aversion to working out.


Southern California douche at least is about working out. And Jeff Seid has a killer physique much props to him.

 

[Pied Piper]

Couldn't give two fucks about other dudes. Don't have time to waste on something so meaningless.

you're on an MMA forum