what is the worst kind of douchebag

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  1. Pied Piper Brown Belt

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    1)the southern California douche (gym is life, 2k selfies on ig, says "bro" every other word, no matter the setting.)
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    the Hipster (organic/vegan. hates everything mainstream. takes polaroid photos, thinks he's an artist.
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    the guido (96% of paycheck goes to hair gel, steroids, tanning beds, and the bar.)
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    the alternative highschool 7/11 gangster (kicked out of high school, goes to an opportunity school. drops out. hangs out behind 711 selling weed. has been on probation since 2005)
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    the oakley shade/afflliction tough guy dad who drives a truck
    drives a lifted truck with an overdramatic sticker on the back window of his company's logo. tries to intimidate you when you're driving the speed limit in the slow lane by pulling up next to you & telling you to pull off the freeway, like he's going to fight you or something. Heads up... he wont)
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    the rich frat boy (threatens to sue you, dodged a rape charge, loves wearing sperrys)
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    the hard part haircut douche
    (wants ladies to think hes mature and sophisticated, still juvenile and gets hammered every weekend, while working as a server at BJ's)
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    the 2000s MMA fan (loves Ed Hardy and Affliction, starts fights at bars, gets pec implants)
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    The Persian Bro. (drives bmw, cousin owns hookah lounge, DMs white chicks daily)
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  3. freaky Black Belt

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    omg looking at those pictures is filling me with hatred. I hate all of them omg. Probably the hipster is the least harmful. The others are basically looking for a fight.
     
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    Daddy's Money Douche (Frat Bros) are the worst of them all.

    I've actually heard the words "if you touch me, my dad will sue" from one of these types. The dude he was talking to slapped him right in the mouth though.
     
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    Why does the dude in the first pic look like he wants to swallow my load?
     
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    Oakley dads. They're fucking horrible and they're everywhere.

    From my experience the California douche could be very cool and down to earth. Just obsessed with their image.
     
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    theyre on my top 3 as well
     
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    Boston wannabe tough guys, then guidos.
     
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    Rich Frat Boy. All the rest are just different levels of amusing.

    If I had to live among one of those for an extended period, I'd choose hipsters.
     
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    Oakley dads for sure.
     
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    This along with frat boys and Oakley dads with trucks.
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  12. Jack Reacheround Never Go Black

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    Needs a poll.

    I hate them all but vote for the Oakley shades/Affliction dad. Why? Because he has kids and is fucking them up with his bullshit, creating more douchbags for me to deal with.
     
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  13. HulkonViagra Soldier of Sinister

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    The rich frat boys...at least if you fight the others they won't try to call the cops and sue you
     
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  14. Cheese The Super Fly One

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    Hard part and beard douche.
     
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    Why not all of them? Fucking douchebags.
     
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    Thanks a lot TS, I just uppercut my laptop screen
     
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  17. Pied Piper Brown Belt

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    there can only be 1 douchelord

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    Hard to find a Persian not associated with hookah
     
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    Most of those I've never encountured. But Kentucky is filled with people that are like the 7/11 ganster, and the oakley trucker.
    Some of the worst douches I"ve met seem to be surrounded by followers, that look up to their leader and think he's God. It just feeds their narcissim and sends them on a deeper path to doucheism.
     
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  20. Krav McGraw Double Yellow Card

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    The Persians and guidos are not looking for fights I assure you. They are harmless. They just want pussy and bling and will go to extraordinary lengths to get it.
     
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