What is the hardest part of being a man?

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  1. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Brown Belt

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    What do you consider the hardest part of being a man?
     
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  2. nostradumbass

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    My penis when a chick touches it.
     
  3. PubliusVentidius

    PubliusVentidius Fly like a bee, sting like a Lobov

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    Phimosis imo.
     
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    loyalyolayal Gold Belt

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    Giving up your dreams within your grasp, declining opportunities offered to you. Trying REALLY hard not to be salty about it.
     
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  5. Higus

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    Being expendable
     
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    putting up with all the stereotypes women put on us. Also, equal pay.
     
  7. Alphaboy

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    Isn't this worse for women though? I mean with the obligation of having to turn down opportunities due to the pressures of a racing biological clock.
     
  8. Pliny Pete

    Pliny Pete Puts Butts In Seats

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    Being so much smarter and better than women
     
  9. Caveat

    Caveat Cold Light of the Moon Belt Platinum Member

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    Responsibility for being prepared for the worst possible circumstances.
     
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    The hardest part is modern society doesn't reward masculine qualities anymore. When a secretary can make as much as a roofer, the world is out of balance.
     
  11. Uptown Swinger

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    Being faithful to one woman.
     
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    Hearing someone talking about how it sucks when your penis dips into toilet water and finding that inconceivable.
     
  13. Alphaboy

    Alphaboy Brown Belt

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    I wouldn't have it any other way. Would you?
     
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  14. Alphaboy

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    Whoa!

    Circumcision ftw!
     
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  15. LEGS MAHONEY

    LEGS MAHONEY genetically modified man shark

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    Not being able to own a harem in modern society.

    Having to put on pants in public

    etc
     
  16. Uptown Swinger

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    You can find any guy at a home depot to fix a roof...

    Now a sexy administrative assistant who can chew bubble gum while sorting data in excel and keep a secret. . .

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  17. loyalyolayal

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    Obligation? Check your population decline.
     
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  18. loyalyolayal

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    Better to lease than own a harem.


    <seedat>
     
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    Peeing with morning wood
     
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  20. Alphaboy

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    You can, R. Kelly did. Must guys just don't have enough pull.
     
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