Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by Alphaboy, Jul 12, 2018 at 1:25 PM.
What do you consider the hardest part of being a man?
My penis when a chick touches it.
Giving up your dreams within your grasp, declining opportunities offered to you. Trying REALLY hard not to be salty about it.
putting up with all the stereotypes women put on us. Also, equal pay.
Isn't this worse for women though? I mean with the obligation of having to turn down opportunities due to the pressures of a racing biological clock.
Being so much smarter and better than women
Responsibility for being prepared for the worst possible circumstances.
The hardest part is modern society doesn't reward masculine qualities anymore. When a secretary can make as much as a roofer, the world is out of balance.
Being faithful to one woman.
Hearing someone talking about how it sucks when your penis dips into toilet water and finding that inconceivable.
I wouldn't have it any other way. Would you?
Not being able to own a harem in modern society.
Having to put on pants in public
You can find any guy at a home depot to fix a roof...
Now a sexy administrative assistant who can chew bubble gum while sorting data in excel and keep a secret. . .
Obligation? Check your population decline.
Better to lease than own a harem.
Peeing with morning wood
You can, R. Kelly did. Must guys just don't have enough pull.
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