What if Conor/Khabib started in the clinch?

[King Joffery]

If the fight starts in the clench Conor kisses Khabib on the mouth and Khabib turns full gay and they make out. Conor will eventually take a pounding but not the kind you're thinking.

Not a bad strategy actually, Conor could kiss Khabib when they ask to touch gloves. Imagine what that would do to the head of a conservative Muslim like Khabib? Any gameplan would go right out the window.

 

[LouisBolanos]

Not a bad strategy actually, Conor could kiss Khabib when they ask to touch gloves. Imagine what that would do to the head of a conservative Muslim like Khabib? Any gameplan would go right out the window.

This is one of the key strategies his excellency Colonel Erran Morad taught my fellow Americans in defense against Islamic terrorists

 

[King Joffery]

What if the fight started on a basketball court with no gloves and kicks to grounded opponents.

Would someone score a three pointer?

Yes

 

[AtaTheCrow]

what if they took MDMA before the fight, would they be able to fight eachother, or would they just be happy and start dancing?

 

[An Uncertain Choice]

What if the fight started with 10 angry honey badgers in the centre of the cage?

that make things interesting

 

[cakemuncher]

What if they surrounded the cage with AIDS infected needles?

Needles cannot develop AIDS.

 

[AtaTheCrow]

Not a bad strategy actually, Conor could kiss Khabib when they ask to touch gloves. Imagine what that would do to the head of a conservative Muslim like Khabib? Any gameplan would go right out the window.

imagine he fells instantly in love too