What do you play at the casino? A story thread

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  1. brianm1131

    brianm1131 Orange Belt

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    All these gambling threads got me reminiscing about some of the fonder times I've had playing at casinos since I turned 18.



    Anybody got an good casino stories? Funny stories, stories about winning, stories about losing, all stories are welcome here.





    One of my favorite stories from the casino comes from last year. Me and 5 buddies decided to take a weekend trip up to a casino/entertainment city. Everything was booked, but we managed to find a hotel that we shall not name, but I'll give you a hint, it rhymes with Comfort Inn.

    So we get 2 rooms, and we get up there. I walk in to check in while my buddy parks the car. These people only kept one room for us, and only 4 people are allowed to stay in it. At this point, I'm already pissed. I tell them that it's fine because two of us couldn't come, and I figure we'll make the best of it.

    We walk into the room, and it smells like ass. All the sheets feel wet even though they aren't, and to top it all off, what looks like shit is streamed down the back side of the toilet. Whatever, deal with that.



    Long story short, on the last night we're there, we're all at the casino OBLITERATED drunk, and playing blackjack at the same table. My one friend, who tends to be a bit of an asshole when drunk, decided that since it's our last night there, and he hasn't blown enough money already, decides to play the max per hand on 2 hands at the same time. I don't remember how much it was, but it was a substantial amount. Anyways, the dealer shows blackjack and my friend flips.

    If you ever wondered what NOT to yell repeatedly at a dealer while the pit boss is there, you wouldn't be wrong if your guess was "You're cheating".

    BAM out he goes escorted to the door by casino security.

    Now, his extreme drunkenness, combined with his anger due to blowing a shit ton of cash and getting kicked out of a casino are being tossed onto a weekends worth of anger that's ben built up due to drawing the short straw and having to sleep on a cheap air mattress all weekend due to drawing the short straw in our room situation.

    He decides he's going back to our room to "baptize" the hotel before we leave it. At 1 in the morning, as he told us once he sobered up, (We stayed out after he went back), he unleashed a fiery doom upon our room.


    As soon as he walked into the room, he threw up all over the toilet which was closed. Then, he had to go to the bathroom, and obviously he couldn't use the toilet, so he sprayed drunken piss all over the walls of the bathroom, his pants, and the bathtub, which he then proceeded to pass out in NAKED in a puddle of his own urine.

    This is the part I can confirm 100% as I saw it when I walked in for the night. At that point, I made an executive decision to get the fuck out of there, right then and there, and we packed up all our shit, and slept in the car.

    I still can't believe they didn't put an extra charge on our room for the destruction he did to it. But fuck em anyways for fucking us on the room situation.

    That was a great weekend.
     
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  2. Hooran

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    Old thread but the story is really nice here. It was interesting for me to read it
     
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  3. breadfighter

    breadfighter Toiling in underground sugar caves

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    lol tf this thread was made 4 years ago and not one person replied to it.

    Until now.
     
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  5. loyalyolayal

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    Liked and quoted so he knows it got necro'd.
     
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  6. I Am Legion

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    In before someone claims they woke up with a Tiger in their room.
     
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  7. jackietreehorn8

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    This thread delivers, keeps you on your toes.

    Starts with a question about what you like to play at the casino. Glosses right over that and quickly diverts to a gross drinking story, featuring several bodily fluids and people so poor they have to sleep on air mattresses.

    Then you realize it was made 3 years ago, and nobody ever replied to OP, and you don't even know what to do with that information.

    10/10.
     
  8. MoparOrNoCar

    MoparOrNoCar Brown Belt

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    That was more of a hotel room story than a casino story.

    Sounds like the room didn't end up being much worse than when TS and his "wrecking crew" got there so no need for an extra charge.
     
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    so in.
     
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    So because you and your friends are irrespomsible you think you can shit and piss all over a rented room? You sleep on the floor because youre poor from gambling.

    You and your friends are retarded.
     
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    I play craps. I hope the amount I lose is made up with entertainment and drinks, and possible comps.
     
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    I dig 3 card poker and blackjack.

    I only shoot craps if there is a brother at the table.

    Was playing roulette with wife and 2 friends, of which one was smling. She is drunk and hits on a number and attempts a high 5. Her arm somehow hits the glass around the side of the wheel, and her smoke flies out of her hand and somehow lands in the wheel, but noone can see it.

    The whole game got shut down for like 10 minutes. We lol'd, pit boss came over adn told her to be careful.
     
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    @pcptornado has one of my fav vegas stories, though did not happen in a casino. He was gambling in a way, with his life.
     
  14. DespicablePeep

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    that story should have stayed in 2013
     
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    Either 2/5 no limit or 5/10 no limit.

    Depends on the games that are going.
     
  17. brianm1131

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    What the fuck
     
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  18. Hooran

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    Casinos are cool. I only had one chance to visit a real casino in Vegas. These days I mostly gamble online on https://vulkanvegas.com/en/category/video-poker and I dream about visiting Las Vegas once more soon. I hope I will have such a chance soon!
     
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  19. shanegotu11

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    Went to Vegas once. Swear their was gangs and mobs of all different races in the hallway. All in different areas and of the hallway and all dressed nice.
     
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