What are some ways to get back at filthy, loud, disgusting roomates?

[SugarKrok]

I hate this dirty no good wanker. I want to choke him too death one his sleep, but I'd get caught and lose my life for doing a what's really a good deed. So what are some ways I can tortured this fucker.

Running toothbrush in toilet bowl is what Imma start with..

 

[ithinktheymad]

Make more money, move out, and live an enjoyable life.

 

[7A7]

poop in his hand

 

[aerius]

Slip him a mickey, then leave him naked in a park on the other side of town.

 

[Midnighter]

I usually choke them to death in their sleep.

 

[mb23100]

Set up a hidden camera in his room, catch him masturbating, photoshop gay porn (if necessary) on his computer screen, send video to his entire family

 

[Agent Mulder's Hair]

punch him until he cleans his room

 

[SugarKrok]

Make more money, move out, and live an enjoyable life.

Well, I'm working on that. But it doesn't happen overnight. In the meantime, I need to 'vent' or I will literally stab him too death.

 

[trolololol]

Kill his dog and fuck his mom.

 

[Cheese]

Burn his side of the place down.

 

[GordoBarraBJJ]

Make peace with him buy sharing a 24oz of Whiskey. Spike his drink with some sort of depressant - T3's maybe

When he passes out butt fuck him till the cows come home.

<puh-lease75>

 

[Zer]

Kill his dog and fuck his mom.

You've got that the wrong way round bro. No reason to kill a dog here. Jesus.

 

[x__stylez__x]

Change the locks

 

[hillelslovak87]

Kill his dog and fuck his mom.

Or kill his mom and fuck his dog. That shit would scar him.

 

[mushishi]

Move out.

 

[Tuf_guy]

Dry buttsecks.

 

[yamahacrasher]

Trick him into joining Sherdog then get everyone to spam him with dick pics.

 

[Robocok]

Itching powder in his bed

 

[Dusty Rhodes]

Itching powder in his bed

Who invented itching powder anyway? What purpose does it serve?

Was it just made for pranksters by pranksters?

 

[IloveTHIS]

Buy some xanax from someone and spike his food/drink. Then offer to get wasted with him.

He will either die or do something really really stupid while blacked out.

Don't actually do this.