What are some ways to get back at filthy, loud, disgusting roomates?

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  1. SugarKrok

    SugarKrok Green Belt

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    I hate this dirty no good wanker. I want to choke him too death one his sleep, but I'd get caught and lose my life for doing a what's really a good deed. So what are some ways I can tortured this fucker.

    Running toothbrush in toilet bowl is what Imma start with.. :)
     
  2. ithinktheymad

    ithinktheymad Red Belt

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    Make more money, move out, and live an enjoyable life.
     
  3. 7A7

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    poop in his hand
     
  4. aerius

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    Slip him a mickey, then leave him naked in a park on the other side of town.
     
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  5. Midnighter

    Midnighter Silver Belt

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    I usually choke them to death in their sleep.
     
  6. mb23100

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    Set up a hidden camera in his room, catch him masturbating, photoshop gay porn (if necessary) on his computer screen, send video to his entire family
     
  7. Agent Mulder's Hair

    Agent Mulder's Hair Banned Banned

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    punch him until he cleans his room
     
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  8. SugarKrok

    SugarKrok Green Belt

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    Well, I'm working on that. But it doesn't happen overnight. In the meantime, I need to 'vent' or I will literally stab him too death.
     
  9. trolololol

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    Kill his dog and fuck his mom.
     
  10. Cheese

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    Burn his side of the place down.
     
  11. GordoBarraBJJ

    GordoBarraBJJ Gold Belt

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    Make peace with him buy sharing a 24oz of Whiskey. Spike his drink with some sort of depressant - T3's maybe

    When he passes out butt fuck him till the cows come home.

    <puh-lease75>
     
  12. Zer

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    You've got that the wrong way round bro. No reason to kill a dog here. Jesus.
     
  13. kay_dawg

    kay_dawg Black Belt

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    Change the locks
     
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  14. hillelslovak87

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    Or kill his mom and fuck his dog. That shit would scar him.
     
  15. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

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    Move out.
     
  16. Tuf_guy

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    Dry buttsecks.
     
  17. yamahacrasher

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    Trick him into joining Sherdog then get everyone to spam him with dick pics.
     
  18. Robocok

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    Itching powder in his bed
     
  19. Dusty Rhodes

    Dusty Rhodes Where muh thweet THAFFIRE?

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    Who invented itching powder anyway? What purpose does it serve?

    Was it just made for pranksters by pranksters?
     
  20. IloveTHIS

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    Buy some xanax from someone and spike his food/drink. Then offer to get wasted with him.

    He will either die or do something really really stupid while blacked out.

    Don't actually do this.
     
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