What animal do you feel you are like?

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I alternate between these two

 

[Zazen]

Velociraptor

This little thing?

 

[Pied Piper]

Damn they are cute. How big do they grow or is that the biggest? Can you buy them?



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I actually have a friend who brought one here illegally, they're like an incredibly small monkey. no idea how big they get

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

This little thing?

Someone has not seen Jurassic Park

 

[ConnorMacGregod]

...I'm a mammal, I eat sea bugs, enjoy nighttime, and love Satan... whats the issue?

For starters that picture of that hobo with missing teeth aint doing you no favors. Then you picked the ugliest looking animal alive. Those 2 pictures are scary and nasty AF. You need help bad.

 

[AngryWeasel]

Obviously some kind of aquatic turtoïde.

 

[Liquid Smoke]

I'm like a bird, I only fly away after I poop on your head.

 

[Zazen]

Someone has not seen Jurassic Park

I've seen the movie many times but that movie is so scientifically inaccurate. Velociraptor was slightly bigger than a chicken. I think the dinosaurs from the movie resemble Utahraptor the most.

 

[AngryWeasel]

No, seriously my dream life would be a cat one. Living the night life, hunting pussy, only eat meat, do some gang-bang rapings and getting high on catnip.
Well, when I'm not on my 16 hours of sleep routine of course. Only problem would be laser madness.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

I've seen the movie many times but that movie is so scientifically inaccurate. Velociraptor was slightly bigger than a chicken. I think the dinosaurs from the movie resemble Utahraptor the most.

Lol Jurassic Park is the truth stop posting these flat earth style dinosaur pictures here

 

[Zazen]

Lol Jurassic Park is the truth stop posting these flat earth style dinosaur pictures here

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

You're the one who clearly posted pictures of dinosaurs that live on a flat earth. What fake website did you get those pics from

 

[Don Quixote]

 

[lsa]

No, seriously my dream life would be a cat one. Living the night life, hunting pussy, only eat meat, do some gang-bang rapings and getting high on catnip.
Well, when I'm not on my 16 hours of sleep routine of course. Only problem would be laser madness.

this dude knows whats up

 

[Nameless Ghoul]

lately a sloth. I really have just slept and gone to work the last 10 days or so

 

[mb23100]

Ill let you guys decide which one is me

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

 

[Uptown Swinger]

Game Pit

 

[Phlog]

 

[Jack Reacheround]

Honey badger