Weighins give further evidence Joe Rogan is turning into a frog

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I agree, thought some thing.

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Looks like half the middle aged Italian guys I see walking around my neighborhood.
 
Rogan is a cane toad.
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see those glands? They secrete DMT. I think you gotta smoke their skins to get the strongest effect though.
 
Naw, it's those stem cells, he keeps going on and on and on and on...
basically he joe rogans, about stem cells all day.

guest: you know my shoulder start...

Rogan: FUCK MAN, STEM CELLS, I GOT THIS SHIT INJECTED INTO MY SHOULDER, OMG!

he's probably getting Frog DNA, spliced with placenta cells.

Cuz you know, thats how Jurassic park started too, w/ frog cells.
 
I bet Rogan thinks frogs are super cool because some of them have psychoactive properties if you lick them or some shit like that he heard on a Terrence McKenna video he watched on Youtube while stoned on acid and Shroomtech.
 
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He's definitely developing that "innsmouth look"...

His family probably has roots in Innsmouth.
 
A troll would be more accurate, and he even acknowledges that.
 
His head is bigger than his torso
 
This is what happens when you juice, smoke a lot of weed and eat everything in site
 
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