We need an attack bus seating chart

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  1. MuddyFugger

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    I was sipping on a lil gin and juice and starting pondering.. We need a seating chart..

    Sounds like

    Cheisa is front
    Rose is second w pat
    Iaquinta third
    ufc employee is fourth
    Ali fifth
    Khabib last

    Why was muckducky breaking the front window??
     
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  2. WheatThicks

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    Instead, let's stop talking about it.
     
  3. Gambit MMA

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  4. Danespina

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    Back, and to the left.
     
  5. Rhood

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    Rose wasn't second.
    Borg was second. He sat behind Cheisa.
     
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  6. Tuf_guy

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    For Final Destinationesque chart purposes?
     
  7. TriangleMonkey

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    You forgot Borg was front getting t-bagged by Chiesa







    Because of the height discprency when they stood up....
     
  8. Dream Evil

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    Only dorks sit in the front seat.
     
  9. Chris Gaines

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    Next time use sightseeing-buses without windows.

    No shattered glass.
     
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    Everyone on the bus was probably laughing at him and he flipped
     
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  13. Taric

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    Conor found Khabib just fine and was screaming at his window at the beginning of the video. He then decided to run around the bus and throw a dolly at the other side. Legit that is what happened.
     
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    My first thought too
     
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  15. Les Vejtibals

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    What about the drunken Mc on the grassy knoll?!
     
  16. Sapphorous

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    Why would you waste a good buzz on thinking?
     
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  18. The Professional

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    starting the week sipping on gin and juice will get you wondering about these sorts of things
     
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  19. LargeMammal

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    Good point. And don't forget a dolly is not capable of burning hot enough to melt reinforced steel so how did the struts collapse??
     
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  20. LargeMammal

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    Yeah he's right

    Start the week dropping acid instead. You won't be thinking about that bus anymore.
     
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