War Room OT Discussion

[Mainez]

@AgonyandIrony so I spent last night looking up Kyle Kinane and he's great. Biggest laugh was when he realized it was his civic duty to sleep with the drunk bar chick to protect the community. I couldn't find the underage blowjob routine though.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

You and half the other people will be high on the bus I'm sure. I met a group of guys on the bus between Texas and Arizona that lit up every time we can to a stop.

I met a couple people wearing brand new white TShirts and sneakers and later found out that they were just released from prison. Apparently that's pretty standard if no one gives you clothes from the outside. I wish I would have added up all of the years that people on the bus said they served in prison too.

I also met a Hispanic guy with gang tattoos that was riding from NYC to LA. He said that he made the trip back and forth once a month. I fairly certain that dude was running drugs across the country.

The shitty thing about starting out touring is a lot will be out of pocket. Sure I headline here in Tulsa but no one nationally gives a fuck about that, but my biggest credit is opening for someone on Comedy Centrals Roast Battles. So I need to get more credits to get the decent paying gigs nationally. But like any job its frustrating to break into.

Fingers crossed I get accepted to a few bigger festivals this year. There's one in IL with the big dogs watching that will look good on my resume.

Also LOL at riding with all those guys. The greyhound truly is a magical place and easily the cheapest form of travel.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

@AgonyandIrony so I spent last night looking up Kyle Kinane and he's great. Biggest laugh was when he realized it was his civic duty to sleep with the drunk bar chick to protect the community. I couldn't find the underage blowjob routine though.

He was also on Drunk History, he's the guy that threw up in the Chicago episode. He names his bits weird names but I'll try to find it. He's easily one of my favorites right now.

Did you watch the video I posted on the last page? I'm sure you can see some similarities in our material.

 

[Fawlty]

Figured I would share my latest set with you guys.

Now just an introduction. This room is notoriously hard. Most comics either won't do it or will bomb. The noise of an indifferent crowd is deafening and you just freeze.

Its also where I got my start. I have a pretty big following there, the majority of my sets are energetic but not angry. Two comics right before me bombed. Everyone was talking and so I went and tried to command it. Asking random hot girls if they like having their ass eaten might have gone bad but it killed.



Flame away.

Love the Oklahoma joke

 

[AgonyandIrony]

Love the Oklahoma joke

Thanks man it's my tightest joke and consistent closer. That joke did get me booed at an indian casino in Miami, Oklahoma(bumfuck nowhere) by a table of drunk Native Americans though It's a pretty good story though if you want to hear it.

 

[Jack V Savage]

So what does everyone (@Lead, @JudoThrowFiasco, @SidJustice, etc.) think of Moose/Weidman? I'm leaning toward Weidman taking his third straight loss (gotta rewatch some tape before I fully settle on a pick, but off the top of my head, I'd say 55%-60% chance for Mousasi). He's one of my favorites, but I've bet against him in both of his last two fights. Very interested to see what the odds will be.

 

[Lead]

So what does everyone (@Lead, @JudoThrowFiasco, @SidJustice, etc.) think of Moose/Weidman? I'm leaning toward Weidman taking his third straight loss (gotta rewatch some tape before I fully settle on a pick, but off the top of my head, I'd say 55%-60% chance for Mousasi). He's one of my favorites, but I've bet against him in both of his last two fights. Very interested to see what the odds will be.

When I first heard it, I was interested in the line cause I agree it's an edge to moose but I could see it being edge weidman initially. Really great matchup and I'm glad he didn't get snubbed outside a top five matchup now

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

So what does everyone (@Lead, @JudoThrowFiasco, @SidJustice, etc.) think of Moose/Weidman? I'm leaning toward Weidman taking his third straight loss (gotta rewatch some tape before I fully settle on a pick, but off the top of my head, I'd say 55%-60% chance for Mousasi). He's one of my favorites, but I've bet against him in both of his last two fights. Very interested to see what the odds will be.

Interesting that you bet against him in the Hall rematch. I would have to think the line will start out at least 55%. Mousasi -- he's been on a tear and looking as confident as ever.

I'm not sure if Chris is going through that mental break former Champs spiral through or is just faced two guys that are terrible matchups for him. He was doing well in yoel fight until that knee but looked completely outclassed in the Rockhold tilt.

I'm leaning towards Moose being able to keeping standing for most of it and out striking Weidman for the UD. But, im not going to be surprised if Chris can grind out a decision if he can get his wrestling involved.

Moose, UD would be my bet.

 

[Jack V Savage]

Interesting that you bet against him in the Hall rematch.

I didn't. Referring to Weidman there.

I'm leaning towards Moose being able to keeping standing for most of it and out striking Weidman for the UD. But, im not going to be surprised if Chris can grind out a decision if he can get his wrestling involved.

Moose, UD would be my bet.

Cool. So, yeah, another vote for Mousasi. I was really hoping he'd be an underdog but just casually talking to people, I'm starting to worry that he'll end up as a slight favorite (which would be where I'd put his odds).

 

[JudoThrowFiasco]

I didn't. Referring to Weidman there.



Cool. So, yeah, another vote for Mousasi. I was really hoping he'd be an underdog but just casually talking to people, I'm starting to worry that he'll end up as a slight favorite (which would be where I'd put his odds).

Ahh, sorry -- on first read it looked like you were referring to Moose. I just can't see how Chris opens up at the fav; this is the best we've seen Moose in the UFC. I actually thought we would've seen Whittaker v Weidman and Mousasi v Sousa -- but im happy with this as well.

 

[Lead]

I didn't. Referring to Weidman there.



Cool. So, yeah, another vote for Mousasi. I was really hoping he'd be an underdog but just casually talking to people, I'm starting to worry that he'll end up as a slight favorite (which would be where I'd put his odds).

The lines have gotten way smarter in the past few years.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

I'll take Moose. The Chris has to show he can get back on the horse and I'm not sure this is the guy he's going to do that with.

 

[Fawlty]

The lines have gotten way smarter in the past few years.

This no doubt. I don't think I even have an edge anymore. Now and then something weird comes up, but for the most part it has tightened up bigly.

 

[Jack V Savage]

The lines have gotten way smarter in the past few years.

I think they've been pretty good for a while (they used to be really bad), but they still mess up. I thought that Holloway/Pettis was a massive opportunity. Nunes/Rousey was pretty good (extremely good at the open). Rodriguez was a pretty big favorite against Penn, but not nearly as big as he should have been (really, that shouldn't have even happened). Werdum/Cain had great opportunity but a lot of risk (I saw Werdum has having just short of a 50% chance). I thought Aldo/McGregor had a lot of value (that Aldo was way underpriced), but that turned out bad for me. I still kind of think I was right.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Since we're talking fighters. There's a video in the link.


http://www.tmz.com/2017/01/20/jason-mayhem-miller-sex-acts-domestic-violence-court/

Jason "Mayhem" Miller's domestic violence case just took a weird turn -- his lawyer brought up his penchant for "golden showers" and freaky sex acts in open court.

The MMA star and ex-MTV host is accused of beating up and stalking an ex-girlfriend in 2013 ... and he appeared in court Thursday in Orange County, CA for day 1 of his trial.

During the proceeding, Miller's lawyer explained that his client and the accuser had a pretty twisted sex life complete with threesomes, sex parties, choking and golden showers (peeing on each other).

Unclear how Miller's lawyer plans on using this information in the case ... but damn.

Who else now wants to party with Mayhem? Of course minus the beatings while still allowing for some of the choking.

 

[Sycho Sid]

So what does everyone (@Lead, @JudoThrowFiasco, @SidJustice, etc.) think of Moose/Weidman? I'm leaning toward Weidman taking his third straight loss (gotta rewatch some tape before I fully settle on a pick, but off the top of my head, I'd say 55%-60% chance for Mousasi). He's one of my favorites, but I've bet against him in both of his last two fights. Very interested to see what the odds will be.

It is honestly a toss up for me. Normally I would be all in on Weidman, but his last couple of fights make me wary.

It is too early obviously to write him off, I mean, he only lost to Rockhold (champion) and Romero (probable champion), but it is hard to stop a skid like that getting finished pretty brutally twice in a row.

On the other hand, Chris is far and away the best fighter Moose has fought since Souza, and we saw how badly that went. I think people are high on Moose right now, but his biggest wins in the UFC are the shells of Belfort and Hendo. I also think his wrestling defense is a big question mark.

So I think this really depends on which version of which fighter we get. I think if Chris can show up in good shape and show the skills that got him where he is, he finishes Moose without much difficulty. If we get the same Chris we saw against Yoel (tenative) Moose has a decent shot. Though Moose also tends to just relax a lot in his fights, and not push it, unless he gains a clear advantage.

So like I said, toss up, with maybe a bit leaning towards Weidman.

 

[Z28LS1L98]

Trump supporter vacation thread (trump supporters only)

We won and shouldn't have to fight anymore so lets gather here and talk about shit that is funner than electing the orange man.

Pacific Rim 2 is looking good but according to the cast it looks like Raleigh is a gonner.

Pacific rim was dope , but I never got why they dint just keep on using nukes on the monsters .

On the other hand, trumps Langley speech tho.

 

[RockstarChris]

Pacific rim was dope , but I never got why they dint just keep on using nukes on the monsters .

On the other hand, trumps Langley speech tho.

they couldnt because of the Kaiju blue.

Really there are no good movies coming out this year, RIP in peace hollywood

 

[WhitebeltXL]

they couldnt because of the Kaiju blue.

Really there are no good movies coming out this year, RIP in peace hollywood

I have high hopes for Blade Runner 2049.

 

[Z28LS1L98]

they couldnt because of the Kaiju blue.

Really there are no good movies coming out this year, RIP in peace hollywood

Realy looking forward to the alien saga and predator saga.