War Room Lounge V20: Halloween Awareness: Dispatches Blast Yo Ass from a Pumpkin Patch

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  1. Fawlty

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    It's time for the spooky swerve ya heard?





    Melania will be dressing up like a rape victim this year. The costume is a single piece of duct tape that is slightly wider than her mouth.


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    Odd Note:
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    Our man Jack is King of the Pumpkin patch
    Everyone hail to the Pumpkin King, now!
    This is Halloween,
    this is Halloween
    Halloween!
    Halloween!
    Halloween!
    Halloween!

    "
    Danny Elfman

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    Time to go down to the basement for some more hauntingly delicious...pumpkin spice latte!”
    ― Count Chocula
     
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    You got more in your life than taking the helm for this thread, right? Please tell me that you do, Buddy
     
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    Nah, not really. Just your mother and this rubber fist. You can only do so much with that.
     
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    Really? Me and your sister just finished pitching our TV show to Spike TV: 1001 ways to defile Fawlty's sisters ass with this rubber fist.

    They seem pretty excited.
     
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    Cold blooded man
    <{anton}>
     
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    Last thing the the world needs is another Fear Factor reboot
     
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    Oh Christ my sister is your mother. This is some fucked up repugnant Canadian incest shit I told Dad never go to Quebec.
     
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    Hey fucker, you can ram my mother with a rubber fist mould taken from Shaq, but don't you dare suggest I'm from Québec.

    Some lines you do not cross
     
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    Well this is off to a good start ...
     
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    And I’m from Quebec ...
     
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    rubber fistbumps all around
     
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    Happy October!
     
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    You know the worst part about losing a rubber fist? The irresistible urge to wear the other one when you go in fishing for it.
     
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    Anyone else looking forward to the Halloween remake? I mean, there's only a rubber mask and no fist, but it still may be pleasing
     
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    I never really cared for the Halloween movies, though I only saw the first two. Or maybe just the first one twice. I heard they are remaking Pet Sematary. I'm conflicted, because the first scared me badly.
     
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    Not a fan of the trailer for Pet Sematary - although I do love me some john Lithgow
     
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    One of King's better drug binge era books
     
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    Yeah, that's a pretty good one. I'd put it in his second tier for me.
     
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