One of my best friends growing up went out on a first date with this girl who was the neighbor of another friend (he's like 19 at this time). Picked her up at home and met her folks. Comes back home and tells his dad about her and mentions that her house has an internal filter system so filtered water comes out of the taps. So he later tells his dad he's going to go pick her up and take her out again. His dad stops him at the door. "Hey boy, fill up this 5-gallon bottle of water at her house and bring it back." He couldn't say no to his dad, but obviously there was no way he was going to ask a girl on their second date whether he could fill up a big bottle of water at her place. He just went to a coin-op dispenser.