I work at a bar part time in addition to my full time court gig
My current landlord isn't renewing ourlease come the end of the month cause she wants to sell the place. Girl I work with at the bar said she has a spare room potentially
I check it out on Tuesday. We were chatting last night and she's like "I'm trying to cut down on expenses some, do you want my room that is bigger and on the main floor but a bit more rent wise and I take the smaller cheaper one?"
I'm like "sure, I'd like to check it out though obviously."
Fast forward to end of shift... 2:30 this Saturday morning mind you.
I drive her home so she doesn't have to use a chunk of her tips to pay for a cab fare. I'm doing this with zero ulterior motives... just being a nice dude cause I do this when I work at a bar, I used to drive folks home from the bar when I worked at a different one 4 years ago.
Get to her place... she invites me in to check out the room right then and me being tired and shit and only thinking about going to sleep in MY BED... says no... I realized what was going on like as I pull into my driveway 7 minutes later.
MOTHERFUCKERJ
KFJ_#(%*&)(#$
Someone fucking shoot me