Video game confessions

[Unknown Pleasures]

I'll do you one better. I've jerked off to Mass Effect itself. No porn required.

Ninja Gaiden too

Love the ninja gaiden outfit. Nothing helps distract an opponent in a life and death battle than having your epic tits hang out.

 

[bdreason]

I'm not a fan of the story-driven action-adventures that dominate the AAA landscape. I also don't enjoy FPSers for the most part. The older I get, the more niche my gaming gets. I'm down to Sim/Strategies and (classic) RPG's mostly.

 

[KaNesDeath]

I cant play third person view model games with a controller. The control mechanics on the controller make no sense to me.

 

[deadshot138]

I duped to level 120 in Demons Souls after killing the first boss and then facerolled the whole game.

 

[Damage]

didnt expect this thread turn into masturbation stories instead of actual gaming confessions

 

[Blayt7hh]

I duped to level 120 in Demons Souls after killing the first boss and then facerolled the whole game.

Oh yeah I did cheat in Dark Souls 1 come to think of it. There was some bug where you use a soul item while spitting fire from some dragon helmet and it just keeps giving you souls.

 

[Uncommon Valor]

I played FF7 and Earthbound for the time this year and Chrono Trigger last year. In fact, I'm pretty much getting into actual RPGs this year.

 

[PubliusVentidius]

I have not enjoyed a single Bethesda game I have tried maybe bar Morrowind (at least the setting was cool there), I'm completely baffled by their huge commercial success as I find Oblivion, Fallout 3 and Skyrim atrocious and pure shit on pretty much every level.

 

[deadshot138]

Oh yeah I did cheat in Dark Souls 1 come to think of it. There was some bug where you use a soul item while spitting fire from some dragon helmet and it just keeps giving you souls.

Demons souls was some bullshit. Armored Spider is what drove me to dupe

 

[Blayt7hh]

Demons souls was some bullshit. Armored Spider is what drove me to dupe

Nothing drove me to do it I was like 80% complete with the game when I found out about it. I just wanted more stats lol

 

[deadshot138]

Nothing drove me to do it I was like 80% complete with the game when I found out about it. I just wanted more stats lol

I suffered through Dark Souls although I did get the black knight Greatsword and it trivialized the last half of the game

 

[GearSolidMetal]

I'll do you one better. I've jerked off to Mass Effect itself. No porn required.

Ninja Gaiden too

 

[Hyperglide]

I used the W Item dupe glitch and power leveled in FFVII throwing elixirs to magic bottles for huge amounts of AP and Exp. Cause of the dupe it was basically cheating. Saving hours off of mindless grinding.

 

[Crimson Fury]

I could never beat Final Fight on SNES. I always get to that big fucking wrestler guy named Abigail or something like that, and he's the cheapest SOB and beats me every time.

He was kind of a lame boss too. Basically just an Andore with a different head and would get mad after you got his life down. I liked what they did with him in SFV though. Fun character.

 

[Metal_Daze]

I have not enjoyed a single Bethesda game I have tried maybe bar Morrowind (at least the setting was cool there), I'm completely baffled by their huge commercial success as I find Oblivion, Fallout 3 and Skyrim atrocious and pure shit on pretty much every level.

I have not played a non-Bethesda game in a year or two. Next one will be The Fractured but Whole.

 

[Roca]

I hate story-driven single-player games. Fuck Skyrim, Fuck Red Dead Redemption. Fuck Cut-scenes.

I want cool mechanics or sweet unlocks/level-ups. I don't give a fuck why I'm killing people I just wanna bounce off walls and jump over gaps and smash peoples faces and shit.

 

[Hyperglide]

I team kill noobs who suck in GTA. Yup I am that guy. If you suck on a heist or Contact mission I am going to kill you in free mode. No if ands or buts.

 

[SaiWa]

up up down down left right left right (select) start.

 

[the muntjac]

Another confession, I've never finished a Doom game. I just get bored with them, even the newest one.

EDIT: Since I made this post, I’ve gone back and played through Doom, Doom II, and Doom (2016). All fun games. Can be repetitive, but I’d recommend all three.

 

[GearSolidMetal]

didnt expect this thread turn into masturbation stories instead of actual gaming confessions

Sorry for opening the door on that.