Video game confessions

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  1. itrainUFC

    itrainUFC Black Belt in UFC

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    I have never beaten Chrono Trigger.
    Always made it to the part where I get Masumune but never any futher.
     
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    I used cheat codes on pretty much every PC game I played from 1993 to 2000. 2016 was the first time I ever beat Doom II without using IDDQD and IDKFA.

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    Turtlejuice Free Wang

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    1G0TP1NK8CIDB00TS0N
     
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  4. GearSolidMetal

    GearSolidMetal I'm here to chew bubblegum and bang your mom. Platinum Member

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    I've jerked off to Mass Effect porn gifs.
     
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  5. usmctanker242

    usmctanker242 Red Belt

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    I woke up at 1150pm this evening to play Destiny 2.
     
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    RoryFan Wears Hats

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    How is it? I've got to wait till next month for the PC release.
     
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    Winter-John Green Belt

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  8. usmctanker242

    usmctanker242 Red Belt

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    It's pretty fun to be honest. The story line is pretty cool, progression feels about right, and so far I'm having a good time for the most part. I absolutely fucking hate the "two primaries" and a "power weapon" system though. Too often you'll be plinking away at a boss, or shielded enemy, for way too long. Best bet it to just always have a sniper rifle as the other "power weapons" just aren't very effective for boss damage.
     
  9. Lionel Mandrake

    Lionel Mandrake What A Rush!!!

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    I never played Chrono Trigger
     
  10. TheWorm

    TheWorm Red Belt

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    I'll do you one better. I've jerked off to Mass Effect itself. No porn required.

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    Ninja Gaiden too

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    I have 4 that I'm sure will give me flamed here:

    1. I don't like the first person view at all. Made me dislike FPS.

    2. I hate playing with a keyboard and mouse. I don't care how much more accurate it is, it's not fun at all to use. Then again I work with a keyboard and mouse 40 hours every week at work so the last thing I want to do when I go home is do the same.

    3. I don't think Skyrim is all that great. Looks like a very good game, but from watching my friends play the combat looked like garbage. Enemies don't react to getting hit and the magic looks the same just with a color swap. The weapon swings were alright but again enemies don't even react to them. The quests and open world look awesome though, maybe one day someone can convince me to try it. Would be fun to play on the go on my Switch.

    4. I think turn based is the best system for RPGS/JRPGS. I mean actual turn based, not ATB system trash. Persona 5 showed just how good a classic turn based combat system can still be.
     
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    ROKKO Blue Belt

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    Haha. Another jerk off confession I have jerked off between map changes in COD games numerous times. I think it's about a minute between each round unless it's waiting for more players. Life is good.

    Non jerk off confession: when I play video game story modes I often get to the last boss or about the end of the story and quit playing. I'm like I beat your whole squad to get here I know I'd beat you and then I stop. This has happened often. I assume it's some mental deficiency where I don't want it to end or some commitment issue.
     
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    If you play Skyrim for the combat mechanics your kind of missing the point. There are better games if that's what you care about.
     
  14. itrainUFC

    itrainUFC Black Belt in UFC

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    well those aren't really sins, they're more opinions so you're safe lol
     
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    I have never beat Mike Tyson.

    Never had enough patience to get anywhere past death mountain and almost always got lost in the adventure of link.

    I hated Oblivion.

    I loved Final Fantasy 8 and i mean LOVED/LOVE it and never could get into FF7.

    I have 2 VHS tapes, 8 hours each, of me beating or just playing games.
     
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  16. jefferz

    jefferz Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    I used a bot to get Shadowfang.
     
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    ... I read FAQS for almost all games because I'm too lazy to trial and error and look for the shit to progress.
     
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    hillelslovak87 Silver Belt

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    I jerked off next to a witcher 2 360 disc. I accidentally popped onto the read side of the disc even though the disc was like 3 feet away. Weirdly enough, it landed on a scratch that made the game unplayable. I rubbed the jizz on the scratch, and put the disc in an hour later. It worked long enough for me to finish the game.
     
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    I'm going to go out on a limb here and say a wanking video game confession is like a construction worker talking about the time he built a building
     
  20. itrainUFC

    itrainUFC Black Belt in UFC

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    hey man. i didn't take it there.
     

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