Vampire Hunting in Malawi

[Pickle Rick]

If I was a vampire I'd avoid Africa. Not because of these jokers, but because of how many people have HIV.

if you were an immortal vampire you couldn't get hiv

guess you don't read much

 

[Rod1]

Any place with vampires is scary, but its even more scary when vampires control law enforcement to stop vampire hunters.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

White privilege and the African Genocide strikes again.

 

[original doom]

Stoning does not kill vampires. Someone needs to tell malawi lol.

Amateurs.

 

[Snake_Plissken]

So I looked this up because it sounded so crazy that I knew it was probably true and sure enough it exists. Missed this one the first time around, a lot of craziness going on.
https://www.livescience.com/28015-penis-snatching-panics-koro.html

happened like Years ago but it was so ridiculous I never forgot it.

 

[The Diplomat]

Almost as scary as the USA these days.

We would have accepted "Almost as scary as Florida these days."

 

[The ScorpioN]

if you were an immortal vampire you couldn't get hiv

guess you don't read much

You would get HIV you just won't die from the associated weakening of the immune system.

You'll probably just be a very tired lethargic vampire.

 

[jamel]

Dracula Untold wasnt this damn serious.

 

[loyalyolayal]

#dindusuckin'

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Any place with vampires is scary, but its even more scary when vampires control law enforcement to stop vampire hunters.

One of your strengths as a poster (imo) is the ability to cut through a lot of crap and get to the core of an issue, whether in serious or in troll threads.

Who ordered the arrest of these heros and has anyone examined his neck?

 

[unimackpass]

Dang, they were part of the British Empire at one time, didn't take I guess.

 

[Big Nasty Edison]

Third world gonna third world.

 

[JSN]

For some reason Minnesota SJWs think it’s a great idea to import thousands of these people.

 

[mb23100]

Surprised Ted Nugent isnt down there hunting "vampires"

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

For some reason Minnesota SJWs think it’s a great idea to import thousands of these people.

Lot of vamps in St. Paul.

 

[nostradumbass]

Yo, @Madmick , long time no speak. Don't have much to offer on the Malawian vampires, but thought I'd say hi anyway.

 

[nostradumbass]

Lot of vamps in St. Paul.

Do you live up north? Not the vamp thing, but I guess you did strike as a cold climate chick before that, so I kinda figured either Canadian or Czech.

 

[Jorge Luis Borges]

Do you live up north? Not the vamp thing, but I guess you did strike as a cold climate chick before that, so I kinda figured either Canadian or Czech.

I live near the shore of Lake Erie, just inside the snow belt. So,yes, it's cold in the winter. What exactly are the traits of a cold climate chick?

 

[nostradumbass]

I live near the shore of Lake Erie, just inside the snow belt. So,yes, it's cold in the winter. What exactly are the traits of a cold climate chick?

They just seem a little heartier. It was a compliment. If you ever get the time, my dad's home town is called Rockford(not all that far from you) and it's my favorite town in America.

 

[ShinkanPo]

Scores of Malawi vampire-hunting vigilantes arrested

Damn, Africa.

You scary.

This is heavy doc...

War on drugs
War on terror.
War on Vampires?