USFC9 for UFC 211 Stipe vs JDS II - AV BET MEGA THREAD

Jermei said:
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*Account Bets are OFF the table.
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UFC 211 Fight Card:
Heavyweight Stipe Miocic (c) vs. Junior dos Santos
Women's Strawweight Joanna Jędrzejczyk (c) vs. Jéssica Andrade
Welterweight Demian Maia vs. Jorge Masvidal
Featherweight Frankie Edgar vs. Yair Rodríguez
Flyweight Henry Cejudo vs. Sergio Pettis
Lightweight Eddie Alvarez vs. Dustin Poirier


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Previous USFC Bet Threads:
USFC1: (49 bets) UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor II
USFC2: (32 bets) UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem
USFC3: (14 bets) UFC 204 - Bisping vs Hendo II
USFC4: (55 bets) UFC 205 - Alvarez vs McGregor​
USFC5: (17 Bets) UFC 206 - FOX 22 Jouban VS Perry
USFC6: (21 bets) UFC 207 - Nunes vs Rousey
USFC7: (27 Bets) UFC 209 - Woodley vs Thompson
USFC8: (35 Bets) UFC 210 - DC vs Rumble II

Updated Rankings:
Download here: http://www.mediafire.com/file/02gn7jlgkj631qg/USFC+Rankings+and+Record+2017+-+2017-04-09.xlsx
* Don't download if you don't trust it... I do, but what do i know...

If you got tagged here it's because i know magic. Let me know and ill take you off the list.

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* I'll be collecting names but unless you've already agreed to terms with someone, then I'll add you to the fight card. Tag me @Jermei in this thread and I'll try to match you up with an equal member. Typically based on Post-Count & Likes. Or find someone yourself and let us know.

The USFC Championship Title (C) will be defended at every UFC PPV... no exceptions, no interim belt. The Champion's bet will headline the event. If the current Champion decides not to defend they will be stripped immediately.


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WELCOME!... to the Ultimate Sherbro Fighting Championship 9.
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Hi I'm Mike Goldberg and THIS! ...is USFC 9.... and we get things started here on Sherdog... With a little history... TheRuthlessOne defended his USFC title for the 3rd straight time, beating that washed up can Pixelated who was just handed his 4th straight loss in a row. hardcoreBE moved up the rankings from #7 to #5 by beating Pixelated in a t-shirt bet, and is expected to be in a #1 Contenders bet against Codpiece who was screwed out his title shot when Khabib failed to make weight at UFC 209. USFC President Jermei accepted the USFC Champions challenge and will bet for the Title, for the very first time...
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OoUur tale of the tape!!! ... for this, the main event of the evening!!​



USFC WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT
USFC Champion: @TheRuthlessOne

Stipe Miocic vs Junior Dos Santos
@Jermei (#4) vs TheRuthlessOne (C)
JRM <-- Walkout Song --> TRO



"Dis gon be good"




UFC 211 FIGHTCARD
SHERBRO AV / KIT BETS
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Stipe Miocic (C) vs Junior Dos Santos (#5)
@Jermei (#4) vs @TheRuthlessOne (C)
@FedorGOAT (#9) vs @Son Peyote (#13)



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UFC Fight Night 108

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Jake Ellenberger vs Mike Perry
KIT BET
SalvadorAllende (#15) vs Karnage (#139)
2-week Bet = AV points

SIG BET
Jermei (#3) vs Kristian82 (#202)

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T-Shirt bet: Loser buys a t-shirt of the winners fighter and posts a picture wearing the shirt. @Pixelated typically wants this type of bet.

Sherbro Fight Kit:
Placing a bet that includes AV, Sig, Location & Belt.

AV bet:
Loser changes their Avatar to whatever the Winner decides.
ex: "Pixelated's Bitch"

Sig Bet:
Loser changes their Signature to whatever the Winner decides.
ex: " DISCLAIMER!!!! Ignore whatever shit is written above this message. I am an imbecile with no foresight whatsoever. I am alive due to Pixelated's infinite mercy. I am a plebeian and a rat."

Parlay Bet:
Users can separate their Sherbro Kit with several members. One Bet might be Av & Sig and the other is Location & Belt with separate members.
ex: Location: Inside CM 4's ass
ex: Belt: I'm a Bitch Belt

* Winners give their loser opponents the AV's and text for shame and punishment. Keep all images and text relatively clean. If you think an AV or Sig etc. is too tasteless, run it by a mod for approval. You'll be the one banned for posting a dick pic, not the guy who said to post it.

1. Winners must make fun of the losers.
2. Don't take a bet if you can't follow up your end of the bet in either victory or defeat.
3. Winners must post AV's for the loser in this thread first. Don't post anything you wouldn't want to get banned for.
4. Bets typically last until the next UFC PPV.

WELCHING:
Please follow through with your bets when you win or lose. Welching is tolerated but its lame as fuck so don't be a pussy about it.

Official "Bet Welcher" List:
Names on this list are those who wouldn't or couldn't change their AV / Sig etc. so don't bet them.

@NoBiasJustMMA (Welched AV against Jermei)
@PrettyDamRandom (Welched tshirt against Pixelated, says he'll deliver but so far has not)
@The Beast Within (AV welch against neverwas)
@JollyRants (Sig welch against Platinum)

* If you take a bet you must be able & willing to follow through. Contact @Jermei to have your name removed. You will be awarded the "I suck dicks for a living" avatar for 30 days minimum.​
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SHERBROS WILLING TO BET.
Choose your opponent here or I will for you:

Sherdog Members looking for a Bout:
(Post Count / Likes)

P = Pending
K = Kit
TSB = T-Shirt Bet



Sherbro Picks:

Picking Stipe​








Picking JDS​





Picking Demian Maia​

Picking Jorge Masvidal
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Picking Frankie Edgar ​
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Picking Yair Rodríguez
- ? -


Picking Eddie Alvarez ​
- ? -
Picking Dustin Poirier
- ? -


Picking Ellenberger​


Picking Mike Perry
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You got me as 1-4-1 in the rankings. I am 2-3-1. I won last night.
 
I'm picking JDS

oh, said too late, maybe I could have avenged my loss to fedorGOAT. also, that wasn't a legitimate loss, rumble fucking shit the bed on that one
 
Jermei said:
Also, where the fuck is @LouisBolanos Someone bring him a laptop to prison, he's got posters to make.
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He probably is in some space prison on a remote planet.

The fucker is playing Mass Effect according to his last words.
 
Put me down for a full kit on Stipe. Anyone silly enough to pick Dos Santos can take up the challenge.
 
cigano said:
I've got Junior.

Full kit.

I'm unbeaten. Let's fucking have it.
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Aren't you that retarded Conor nuthugger?

I want to smash your face with a hammer. Unfortunately, this is the internet. So I have to stick to Stipe smashing the face of your boy with his fists.

Full kit bet, motherfucker?
 
@phantomlord We had a loose agreement about betting Joanna Jedichick vs Andrade. I just called out some other bum, but I'd still be down for that one.
 
I'm in, ya hateful jealous-of-the-Mac-life fuck.

Once Junior finishes Stipe, you will see the error of your ways.

@Jermei, this fool is ready for the slaughter here. Put us down!


Karnage said:
Aren't you that retarded Conor nuthugger?

I want to smash your face with a hammer. Unfortunately, this is the internet. So I have to stick to Stipe smashing the face of your boy with his fists.

Full kit bet, motherfucker?
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SalvadorAllende said:
@Karnage double or nothing. Im with Ellenberger. Fuck Mike Perry.

Dont be scared homie.
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Take pity on the fucker.

He will already have slit his wrists after JDS put down Stipe.

Though I do agree with you - Ellenberger is going to maul that nobody. It's embarrassing these fucktards are still carrying on that "joke".
 
SalvadorAllende said:
@Karnage double or nothing. Im with Ellenberger. Fuck Mike Perry.

Dont be scared homie.
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First of all, I sincerely congratulate the slave to it's new gear. I put months and months of hard work into what became the official slave AV, not.

I hope it likes the design!
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Slave, I think we have a two week bet on Perry-Ellenbummer. Look at the OP of this thread.

Does it want to go four weeks? The thing is I just called out some random bum whose name I don't recall, see a few posts above. We have a bet for 211.
 
@Jermei i got Andrade And Dos Santos
 
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