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Kansas is scrambling because, amid all their worries about voter ID laws and preventing their millions of fictional illegal votes, nobody noticed that there are NO requirements for who can RUN for office in the state. Not one SINGLE requirement.
After an enterprising young Democrat (16, lol) noticed this, he announced his candidacy on a pro-marijuana legalization and $12/ hour minimum wage platform.
Three young reactionary conservative pricks copied him. Now just about every high school in Kansas has its own gubernatorial candidate, leaving the “professional” politicians in a full panty twist.
Lol. Fucking Kansas. How did these hayseeds find reverse on their tractors for all these years?
I’m not sure what’s worse, that someone younger than my fucking dog can be governor or that he could probably— no definitely— do a better job than that stuffed asshole Sam Brownback.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...ange-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race
Whoa! I WIZARDED the Future!
Unfortunately, the reactionary Kansas DEEP STATE has denied the candidacy application of three-year-old wire terrier, Angus, despite the facts that he is a very nice dog, and his owner filled out all necessary paper work. This is outrageous. Why does Kansas hate dogs? Literally, worse than Hitler (at least Hitler liked dogs).
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/373599-kansas-officials-say-dog-cant-run-for-governor
Kansas:
After an enterprising young Democrat (16, lol) noticed this, he announced his candidacy on a pro-marijuana legalization and $12/ hour minimum wage platform.
Three young reactionary conservative pricks copied him. Now just about every high school in Kansas has its own gubernatorial candidate, leaving the “professional” politicians in a full panty twist.
Lol. Fucking Kansas. How did these hayseeds find reverse on their tractors for all these years?
I’m not sure what’s worse, that someone younger than my fucking dog can be governor or that he could probably— no definitely— do a better job than that stuffed asshole Sam Brownback.
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo...ange-rules-after-6-teens-enter-governors-race
Whoa! I WIZARDED the Future!
Unfortunately, the reactionary Kansas DEEP STATE has denied the candidacy application of three-year-old wire terrier, Angus, despite the facts that he is a very nice dog, and his owner filled out all necessary paper work. This is outrageous. Why does Kansas hate dogs? Literally, worse than Hitler (at least Hitler liked dogs).
http://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/373599-kansas-officials-say-dog-cant-run-for-governor
Kansas:
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