+++UPDATE: Can trees really grow multiple kinds of fruit+++ what kind of fruit tree should i plant

[Pwent]

IS THIS POSSIBLE?

A TREE WITH MULTIPLE KINDS OF FRUIT

WHAT THE FUCK


i am AMAZED right now

July 28-
I had planted a quart sized dragonfruit tree but some critter dug it up so I decided to pot it until its bigger and stronger . Penny helped as supervisor

july 17-
right now on my propertyline theres a row of honeysuckles and cacti to create a visual barrier but honeysuckle suck and bring all these stupid ass hummingbirds so i want to put something cool back there like an avocado tree but the row of honeysuckle trees is along a 40 yard fence so i need more than one tree, probably 8-10 trees, depending on size. i think it would be cool to have various types. i was thinking a lemon tree and an orange tree

i live in southern california, if that helps you with the climate

 

[Pwent]

i believe @sniper is into gardening now, maybe he can give me some advice

 

[BisexualMMA]

Cherries, dawg. It's the pimp shit.

 

[loyalyolayal]

Manlet Coconut trees. You can harvest toddy 2x a day! Free booze for life!

 

[all caps]

Magnificent thread

I'd say, grapes. Grapes are one of the greatest fruits god has ever produced.

If not grapes, cantaloupe! Cantaloupe is spectacular. Happy gardening!

 

[Pwent]

Magnificent thread

I'd say, grapes. Grapes are one of the greatest fruits god has ever produced.

If not grapes, cantaloupe! Cantaloupe is spectacular. Happy gardening!

TREES

 

[Pwent]

Cherries, dawg. It's the pimp shit.

Manlet Coconut trees. You can harvest toddy 2x a day! Free booze for life!

then i can put the cherry in the booze...

 

[all caps]

Cherries, dawg. It's the pimp shit.

If I'm taking gardening tips from sherdog, a guy named @BisexualMMA is my first choice. Without a doubt.

 

[loyalyolayal]

then i can put the cherry in the booze...

 

[Pwent]

i wish agave plants werent so stupid and ugly or id have a tequila factory back there

 

[faustian]

Grow a bunch of royal palms and then sell them. Down here royal palms go for bout $10k apiece

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

 

[Striderx5]

I go with what @Hans Gercmiov posted

 

[Hans Gercmiov]

Grow banisteriopsis caapi and psychotria viridis and send me a plane ticket.

 

[Pwent]

Grow a bunch of royal palms and then sell them. Down here royal palms go for bout $10k apiece

i think you have to grow them in the containers though, theyre likely to die if you dig them up to move them

 

[ralphc1]

Banana trees. Sell bananas to @Clippy.

 

[KONG-D'SNT-TAP]

Is this a veiled homosexual thread?

 

[rj144]

Money tree.

 

[Cubo de Sangre]

Citrus seems obvious. Mango of some variety. For cactus try dragon fruit.

 

[Protectandserve]

Just be ready to attract a shit load of trash pandas and skunks if you're not diligent and let fruit sit on the ground.

Grow some avocados.